1
00:00:04,086 --> 00:00:06,423
很難得英超冠軍

2
00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,550
要來到賽季最後一場比賽定奪

3
00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:11,678
{\an8}泰亞利,如果灰獵犬在星期日贏波

4
00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:17,267
{\an8}而曼城輸波或和波
列治文就會贏得聯賽冠軍

5
00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:20,145
簡直難以置信,你季初還揀他們包尾

6
00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,188
唏,你也是

7
00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:24,650
對不起,加利,我只記得自己贏波的事

8
00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:27,694
腦袋沒空間記其他的事

9
00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,530
這應該是場很精彩的比賽

10
00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,783
不過上次列治文跟韋斯咸的比賽
火藥味真的很重

11
00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:35,035
那不是足球比賽,那是兇案現場

12
00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:36,745
說起來

13
00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:40,332
魯伯特曼尼恩被前助理指控
有不恰當的關係

14
00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,960
讓這位班主身陷水深火熱之中

15
00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,419
(貝絲把曼尼恩驅逐出別墅)

16
00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,963
水深火熱?他大煲了

17
00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,465
如果他有食材的話,應該可以煲靚湯

18
00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:52,427
我嫲嫲煲湯好叻,類似意大利雜菜湯

19
00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:55,222
個人認為他不應該跟莉碧嘉維爾頓離婚

20
00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,558
他們一起是強勁組合

21
00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,310
收聲吧,泰亞利亨利

22
00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,193
早晨,莉碧嘉

23
00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,821
- 早晨,乜都得
- 嗨

24
00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:19,580
對

25
00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:24,543
那麼,你...

26
00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,463
你想談談嗎?

27
00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:33,343
我還沒準備好談那件事

28
00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:36,889
好吧

29
00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,599
早晨

30
00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:44,479
天啊,噢,天啊...真精彩的一晚

31
00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,443
不好意思那麼吵

32
00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:53,614
早晨,毒男毒女,不用多謝我們那麼吵

33
00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:56,617
小姐

34
00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,454
莉碧嘉,希望你不介意

35
00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,664
我摷你的衣櫃,借了這條裙

36
00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,876
這是外套,不過,好啊,請自便

37
00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,463
唏,再次謝謝你讓我們昨晚在這裏借宿

38
00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,882
當我收到鬍鬚教練的短訊

39
00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:14,009
說社區內有致命的煤氣洩漏

40
00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,762
我以為他在吹噓自己放了超級臭屁

41
00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:24,603
這是我們最後一次這樣醒來,很瘋狂吧?

42
00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,941
最後一次,也是第一次,不過,還是嘛...

43
00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,443
不...

44
00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,446
對,老闆還不想談

45
00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,699
不是我拒絕談你回家的事,乜都得

46
00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:40,160
而是我拒絕接受你不會回來

47
00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,581
天啊,老闆

48
00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,167
我同意

49
00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,465
我由客房開始打掃吧

50
00:02:57,302 --> 00:03:01,348
- 不...
- 不要...拜託你...

51
00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,475
那些繩子不是垃圾

52
00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,519
有些是故意那麼污糟

53
00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:29,710
《乜都得教練》

54
00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:37,801
諸君靜聽...更衣室現在開庭

55
00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,512
全體為尊敬的麥卡杜法官站立

56
00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:52,065
安靜

57
00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,109
請就坐

58
00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:56,528
法庭司庫

59
00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,656
今季有沒有尚未繳交的罰款?

60
00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,241
{\an8}法官閣下,有

61
00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,368
{\an8}請記住所有罰款

62
00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:07,122
{\an8}將會用作舉行本週日晚在餐廳的季尾派對

63
00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,834
{\an8}非常好,法警

64
00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,419
{\an8}請把容器呈上

65
00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,963
{\an8}在助理球衣管理員那裏

66
00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,176
{\an8}是球衣管理員助理

67
00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,554
{\an8}法庭司庫,公佈罰款

68
00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:30,145
{\an8}“恩馬斯,訓練遲到,200鎊”

69
00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,357
{\an8}- 很合理
- 衰仔

70
00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:34,691
{\an8}“丹尼羅哈斯

71
00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:39,780
{\an8}在隊友生日
沒有傳短訊說‘生日快樂’,100鎊”

72
00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:41,698
反對,法官閣下

73
00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,952
我在別人的“生日快樂”短訊旁
留了一個心心

74
00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:46,912
反對無效

75
00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,082
“占美塔特”

76
00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:55,254
“在球隊冥想訓練時睡著,200鎊”

77
00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:56,630
嘩,你睡著了?

78
00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,924
- 兄弟,所有人也在睡
- 不,我沒有

79
00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,801
只是我扯鼻鼾而已

80
00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,514
唏,等等

81
00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:09,518
- 還有別人嗎?
- 沒有了,法官閣下

82
00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:13,438
非常好,最後是尼敦雪萊

83
00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,150
{\an8}他錯過了今季每次訓練

84
00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,946
{\an8}每場比賽和每次球隊聚餐

85
00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,908
{\an8}我因此罰你五千鎊

86
00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,870
{\an8}很合理,我值得被罰

87
00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:33,125
{\an8}派對現在會有免費酒吧
和現場樂隊卡啦OK

88
00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:52,644
唏

89
00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,022
對不起

90
00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,357
總有一天,我會嚇返你轉頭

91
00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:02,404
這很簡單,問我在想甚麼就可以

92
00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:05,324
{\an8}你在想甚麼?

93
00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:09,828
{\an8}東西

94
00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,706
{\an8}恐怖

95
00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:15,959
{\an8}羅伊,見到你真好

96
00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:22,966
{\an8}- 早晨,琪麗
- 早晨

97
00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:30,015
(米歇爾:有人很期待你回家...)

98
00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,895
{\an8}(我也是)

99
00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,691
- 喂
- 唏

100
00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,693
你怎麼了?我以為你返工時跟在我後面

101
00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,028
珍有驚喜給我

102
00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,948
- 真好
- 我的護照

103
00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:50,327
{\an8}她把它剪碎了,好讓我不能離開這國家

104
00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,247
- 幸好你有雙重國籍,對吧?
- 三重

105
00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:57,084
- 梵蒂岡也是國家,寶貝
- 沒錯

106
00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:03,757
{\an8}兩位,當然在這賽季完結之前
我也無法完成這本書

107
00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,635
{\an8}不過在你們離開之前
我想知道你們的想法

108
00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,304
{\an8}如果有甚麼地方你們不同意,請讓我知道

109
00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,766
我不會刪掉的
但我很樂意告訴你們看錯了甚麼地方

110
00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:17,020
頂

111
00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:19,898
一切還好嗎?羅伊

112
00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:23,610
{\an8}你怎知道一個女生是否喜歡你?

113
00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,530
{\an8}嗯...

114
00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:32,327
{\an8}這可能是鑽石狗的小聚會

115
00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,664
不要

116
00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,667
不要...

117
00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,299
差點就成功

118
00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,136
特倫特,我很想快點看

119
00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:50,762
謝謝

120
00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:52,723
不

121
00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,226
沒原創性

122
00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,644
好

123
00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,689
平淡無奇

124
00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:03,150
其實我要出去一陣

125
00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:06,612
記者問你對於魯伯特離婚有沒有意見?

126
00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:10,282
當然有,不過不願置評

127
00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:12,326
{\an8}- 聰明
- 有風度

128
00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,703
{\an8}之後,萊斯里和我想問

129
00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,955
{\an8}你對於魯伯特離婚有沒有意見?

130
00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:19,208
越是真心話越好,這是安全空間

131
00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:20,959
也是不願置評

132
00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,127
放屁

133
00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:25,214
聽著,對不起,我真心不再在乎了

134
00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,091
接下來呢?

135
00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:31,845
{\an8}我們要談聘用誰人頂替乜都得

136
00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,597
{\an8}我做了一個人選清單

137
00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:39,019
{\an8}我加入了紐西蘭籃球教練令名單更有趣

138
00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:45,484
{\an8}對,我現在不能想這件事

139
00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,987
{\an8}好了,待賽季完結吧

140
00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:53,408
{\an8}我有最後一件事要說,一件比較開心的事

141
00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:56,495
{\an8}現在我們下季肯定能夠踢歐聯...

142
00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:02,000
{\an8}很多人有興趣購買球會股份

143
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,420
{\an8}球會價值現在是史上最高的
所以值得考慮一下

144
00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:11,134
{\an8}你賣出49%,保留全權控制,然後發大財

145
00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:13,846
我們可以買更多球員,維修球場

146
00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:16,098
{\an8}我們可以買那些靚座椅

147
00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:18,141
{\an8}像熱刺那些會加熱的椅

148
00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,352
{\an8}那些椅好正,在2月就是

149
00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:23,272
{\an8}我去年夏天不小心打開了

150
00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,649
{\an8}幾乎把我股溝都燒熔了

151
00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:30,487
{\an8}總之考慮一下,只是49%而已

152
00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:33,365
{\an8}萊斯里

153
00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,871
{\an8}我把整個球會賣出的話,會收到幾多錢?

154
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:40,622
{\an8}莉碧嘉

155
00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:42,916
{\an8}你不能把球會賣掉

156
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,043
{\an8}為甚麼不能?

157
00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:48,088
{\an8}我加入球會只是為了傷害魯伯特

158
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,133
{\an8}現在他自己在這方面也做得很不錯

159
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,638
{\an8}來吧,萊斯里,幾多錢?

160
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,599
我不知道

161
00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:03,395
粗略估計,我會說二十億吧

162
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,482
天啊

163
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,027
天啊

164
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,158
好吧,羅伊

165
00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,619
我覺得今天也差不多了,你可以吹雞了

166
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,164
羅伊,請你這樣做

167
00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:28,962
吹哨...

168
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,631
來吧,大家過來

169
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,216
謝謝你,羅伊

170
00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:35,135
教練和我不想
把最後一次練習搞得很大陣仗

171
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,261
只是平常的一天

172
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,222
對,沒甚麼特別,對嗎?

173
00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:40,724
對,當然是

174
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,143
隨你們喜歡

175
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,233
- 感覺很不祥
- 他是怎麼了?

176
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,195
那是甚麼?

177
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,490
那是甚麼?

178
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:04,373
大廳的時鐘發出悲哀的鐘聲

179
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:08,043
尖塔的鐘聲亦然

180
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:12,339
在托兒所上,一隻古怪的小鳥

181
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,967
彈出來說“咕咕”

182
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:17,970
咕咕...

183
00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:21,640
他們遺憾地告訴我們
但他們堅定地強迫我們

184
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,977
向你們

185
00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:28,230
道別

186
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:36,864
再見,別了,永別,晚安

187
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:40,617
我們不想離開,錯過這美麗的景象

188
00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:49,877
再見,別了,永別,晚安

189
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:53,839
再見...向你們說再見

190
00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:03,891
再見,別了,永別,晚安

191
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:07,144
我們飛過,我們漂浮
我們飛快地逃離,我們飛翔

192
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:17,154
再見,別了,永別,晚安

193
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:20,908
太陽去了睡覺,我也要睡了

194
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:25,162
再見

195
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,999
再見

196
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:33,629
再見

197
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:41,470
再見

198
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,144
謝謝大家,太完美了

199
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,291
唏,琪麗,我喜歡你對靴

200
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,001
謝謝

201
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,842
- 唏,尼敦
- 唏,琪麗,你好嗎?

202
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:22,386
好啊,你回來真好

203
00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:24,513
- 謝謝,回來真好
- 對

204
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,600
- 嗨
- 唏

205
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,227
- 91
- 92

206
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,353
各位好

207
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,021
- 你好,琪麗
- 唏,琪麗,不好了

208
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,567
- 這是甚麼?
- 小小的最後工作天禮物,這個給你

209
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:38,652
- 這個給你
- 好吧

210
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,487
上機前別打開

211
00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,282
或者更好的是,別上機

212
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,410
- 謝謝,琪麗
- 謝謝,琪麗

213
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,790
大家都有穿衣服嗎?

214
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,710
我終有一天會看到的吧?

215
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:59,423
好了,記得明天中午
你們有額外的記者會環節

216
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:05,345
你們都充滿信心、大方和興奮
你們全都是傳奇人物

217
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,638
謝謝,琪麗

218
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,189
- 琪麗
- 嗨,占美

219
00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:16,607
- 唏,你好嗎?
- 好,你呢?

220
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,483
對,好啊,對,有令人興奮的消息

221
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,696
Nike想飛我去巴西拍廣告

222
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:26,366
但我說我不會拍
除非我的公關跟我一起過去

223
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,369
確保我不會搞禍,那麼,你有甚麼想法?

224
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,997
- 這不適合我
- 對

225
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,582
- 我玩你而已
- 是嗎?

226
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:34,499
- 是
- 是嗎?

227
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,251
- 是,謝謝
- 恭喜你

228
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:41,173
對,好啊,Nike的人會打給你

229
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,635
名字是W字頭,W結尾,我不...

230
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:46,803
- 我會處理
- 好

231
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:47,971
- 謝謝你,占美
- 好

232
00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:58,607
唏,占美

233
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,442
怎麼了?

234
00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:03,445
晚點想一起喝啤酒嗎?

235
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,240
你不是說我以後不准飲啤酒嗎?

236
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,075
你跟我一起,所以可以豁免

237
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,619
對,好啊,可以啊

238
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,122
- 好
- 好

239
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:17,876
你們現在是朋友嗎?

240
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,129
- 是啊,應該是吧
- 太好了

241
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:23,382
對

242
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,133
好極,對

243
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:30,514
- 我應該用這照片,還是那照片?
- 各位,感謝主

244
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,349
- 都別用
- 我剛登記加入追友網絡

245
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,433
我是否應該...

246
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,270
你爸死去之後,我很害怕自己一個

247
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:39,773
但過去這一年,我對自己了解更多

248
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,817
你知道嗎?我一直都沒錯

249
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:43,527
我真的很非凡

250
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,115
對,媽,你知道乜都得不是要死吧

251
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,075
他只是回美國

252
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,329
隨你怎樣說

253
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,960
我一直在考慮把球會賣掉

254
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:05,090
- 我知道,很瘋狂吧?
- 不...我喜歡

255
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:08,427
賣吧,拿錢走人

256
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:09,636
探索世界

257
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,140
最重要是探索自己

258
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:17,019
我昨晚發夢自己去了日本做卡巴萊歌手

259
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,103
不是吧

260
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,731
你搞到我起雞皮

261
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,442
我發過一樣的夢

262
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,153
你那時是在台灣的牙醫

263
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,821
- 不過...
- 媽媽

264
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,489
隨你怎樣說

265
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:33,535
你星期日去看比賽嗎?

266
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,455
小香腸,我不能,對不起

267
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,874
我一直想紋身

268
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,669
所以我跟一個專家見面
如果我不喜歡那紋身,他可以把它除掉

269
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,547
不過我之前見過蒂殊

270
00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:49,051
她告訴我誰贏了比賽,你想知道嗎?

271
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,013
我已經有足夠的蒂殊預測

272
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,641
夠我用一輩子,多謝夾盛惠

273
00:16:55,641 --> 00:17:00,395
但請跟她說,她是利用別人弱點的騙子

274
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,315
她正是說你會這麼說

275
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:05,483
你們有別的需要嗎?

276
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,862
我希望我女兒可以心平氣和

277
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,656
還有她那個世代的人也是

278
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:14,451
他們一定很慘了,半夜睡不著

279
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,161
想著人生過得多麼容易

280
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,292
天啊

281
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,421
梅爾,我們埋單就可以了,謝謝

282
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,341
這幾位男士已經埋單了

283
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,264
我們只想多謝你為球會所做的一切

284
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,975
對,你對球會的愛護和關懷讓人鼓舞

285
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,561
就好像我們從沒有過的媽媽一樣

286
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:44,064
那真古怪,因為我就像她從沒有過的媽媽

287
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,984
那你應該是我們從沒有過的婆婆

288
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:48,402
不是

289
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,532
你為甚麼要這樣說?

290
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:54,950
我只想表現友善

291
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,829
我有講你知嗎?我在學習...

292
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,958
那東西是甚麼?滑板

293
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,502
你是說滑板嗎?

294
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:08,589
- 對...滑板 ,真的
- 你擅長嗎?

295
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:10,340
將會很擅長

296
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,727
原來你識得笑

297
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:25,272
但你看到43頁才識笑?

298
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,024
那更不是大笑

299
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:30,194
那更像大聲地以鼻孔呼吸,呼氣

300
00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:34,656
唏,特倫特,我知道警察現在令人們對立

301
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,492
但所有人都反對“笑聲警察”

302
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,330
對,沒錯,對不起...

303
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,291
對

304
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,503
我只想你喜歡

305
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,216
你繼續看吧

306
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:58,013
- 晚安,特倫特
- 晚安

307
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,396
{\an8}(《乜都得作風》,特倫特格林著)

308
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,009
值得等待

309
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:44,101
不管星期日結果如何
我想你知道,我替你驕傲

310
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,437
你今年下過的所有苦功

311
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,816
對...謝謝

312
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,988
還有,我也謝謝你幫忙

313
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:59,908
激勵我,鼓勵我

314
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:04,580
我生命中從沒有年長的男人這樣對我

315
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,042
說真的,謝謝

316
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:20,387
聽著,我知道你很喜歡琪麗

317
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:26,268
我只希望這些感覺不會影響我們的友誼

318
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,314
對,對啊,我同意,對

319
00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:31,398
好

320
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,151
那就好了

321
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,446
因為我和琪麗再開始傾偈了

322
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:40,866
是嗎?

323
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,785
對,慢慢來

324
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,956
但她是女人,所以不知道會怎樣吧?

325
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,462
你們之間還不是正式吧?

326
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,381
這個嘛...

327
00:20:57,341 --> 00:21:00,260
不是,但將會是

328
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:05,015
我想你知道,因為我不想你受傷,所以...

329
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:09,311
我覺得你最好保持距離

330
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:14,650
不

331
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,572
你說“不”是甚麼意思?

332
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:25,160
我是說,如果你們的關係還沒正式確定
我不會保持距離

333
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:27,913
為甚麼?

334
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:32,334
因為在我心底
我知道琪麗和我是命中注定的

335
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,461
死開吧,你是死細路

336
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,547
你就死開,多毛老坑

337
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,925
別忘記,我先跟她在一起

338
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,468
對,最後跟她一起的人是我

339
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,637
已經一年了,老友

340
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,182
朋友,只是過了一個月

341
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:04,116
她被洩漏的影片是拍給我的

342
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,217
我準備好談了

343
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:44,531
我決定把球會賣掉

344
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,205
如果你離開,我也離開

345
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,134
有另一個選擇

346
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,470
我們大家都留下來

347
00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:16,313
乜都得,我尊重你要回家到兒子身邊

348
00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:22,402
但我希望你考慮這裏也可以是你家

349
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:29,618
亨利能過來在這裏生活
讀世上最好的學校

350
00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:34,665
享受在另一個國家,改變人生的體驗

351
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:39,002
米歇爾可以過來教書

352
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:43,215
拿到所有資格,然後回去做部門主任

353
00:23:48,637 --> 00:23:52,599
希堅斯說如果我賣出球會49%的股份

354
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:56,770
我可以讓你成為聯賽最高薪的領隊

355
00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:04,444
我知道大家會話我黐線,不過...

356
00:24:07,656 --> 00:24:10,576
我還是覺得因為你對球會有重大意義
給你多多錢都不會足夠

357
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,128
你可以留下來嗎?

358
00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:30,179
這時候你要說會考慮,然後我說

359
00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:31,263
“對,當然了”

360
00:24:31,263 --> 00:24:33,140
然後我們明天做完全一樣的事

361
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,443
但你已經有所決定,對嗎?

362
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,157
- 對,沒錯
- 我知道

363
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,118
我還是要試試

364
00:24:57,289 --> 00:24:58,290
對

365
00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:01,418
那就決定了

366
00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:06,298
我們都一同離開

367
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,055
我在想,我應該外遊

368
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:17,893
像《美食、祈禱、戀愛》那書

369
00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:22,773
其實更像是飲酒、瞓覺、做愛

370
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:42,167
天啊

371
00:25:43,502 --> 00:25:44,545
他沒事

372
00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:53,512
好了,你們要告訴我發生甚麼事嗎?

373
00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:56,306
你們阻止了搶劫案嗎?

374
00:25:58,141 --> 00:26:00,853
從燃燒中的大廈救出小狗嗎?

375
00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:02,771
你想說嗎?

376
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:03,856
你先說

377
00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:09,236
- 我們為了你打交
- 你們甚麼?

378
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:14,116
我們打交,原因是爭取可以跟你在一起

379
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,910
我們只是想
“我們是甚麼?原始人嗎?”

380
00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:20,998
對,我們不是
所以我們想出更好的主意

381
00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,332
別說出來

382
00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:23,584
你應該揀

383
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:27,462
你揀要跟誰在一起

384
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:30,883
然後就這樣決定了

385
00:26:30,883 --> 00:26:32,843
- 很簡單
- 不難啊

386
00:26:32,843 --> 00:26:34,636
所以我可以揀?

387
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,394
- 對
- 是啊

388
00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:50,903
- 我們正低能
- 對...

389
00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:54,990
你餓嗎?

390
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:58,160
你還在訓練

391
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,329
不過你可以看我吃烤肉串

392
00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:04,875
我要食雞

393
00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:24,144
- 唏
- 天啊

394
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,938
不好意思

395
00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:29,691
我已經儘量不發出任何聲音

396
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,318
天啊,對不起,我這麼晚還在

397
00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:32,402
沒關係

398
00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:35,531
對

399
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:49,837
聽著,乜都得...

400
00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:51,338
我知道,沒關係

401
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,674
不,求求你...可以讓我說出來嗎?

402
00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,094
對不起

403
00:27:58,345 --> 00:27:59,555
真的很對不起

404
00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:03,642
朋友

405
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:11,149
對不起

406
00:28:19,116 --> 00:28:20,200
你知道最好笑是甚麼嗎?

407
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,036
你只是把它撕爛了一次

408
00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:26,164
我把那東西扯下來,撕掉過兩次

409
00:28:26,999 --> 00:28:28,458
- 真的嗎?
- 是啊

410
00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:31,003
你早已沒問題了,你知道嗎?

411
00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:32,212
好吧

412
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:34,506
好

413
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,016
但我告訴你

414
00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:46,560
當我抬頭看

415
00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:49,771
我仍看到它

416
00:28:57,112 --> 00:28:58,363
很奇怪吧?

417
00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:01,241
不,這十分好

418
00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:10,167
晚安,尼敦

419
00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:12,211
晚安,乜都得

420
00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:37,444
列治文球隊在1897年成立

421
00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:40,822
自此,這球隊一直非常平庸

422
00:29:41,323 --> 00:29:44,159
浮浮沉沉,大部分時間都是沉

423
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:45,744
而球會歷史中

424
00:29:45,744 --> 00:29:48,914
他們從沒接近今天有機會達到的成就

425
00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:51,124
英超聯冠軍

426
00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:53,377
命運並非完全在他們手中

427
00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:56,505
他們在曼徹斯特的對手有最終決定權

428
00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:57,923
但列治文忠實球迷來到

429
00:29:57,923 --> 00:30:01,009
為他們愛隊的成就鼓掌

430
00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:02,803
看看這神奇的一季

431
00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:04,847
- 列治文球隊
- 能否變得更非凡

432
00:30:04,847 --> 00:30:08,141
你好,應該有張票留了給我,名字是...

433
00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:10,227
“徐小鳳”

434
00:30:10,227 --> 00:30:12,020
(比賽日,貴賓取票處)

435
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:13,105
謝謝

436
00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:14,648
謝謝

437
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:18,318
- 你看到那個人怎樣盯著我嗎?
- 正一癲佬

438
00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:21,446
各位,大家感覺良好吧...

439
00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:23,115
- 我覺得我們會贏
- 我也同意

440
00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:24,324
那之後怎樣?

441
00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:26,910
列治文贏得冠軍,我們還要爭取甚麼?

442
00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:28,662
有甚麼夢想?

443
00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:31,373
跟真人建立關係和組織家庭

444
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:34,459
對

445
00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:37,462
- 無聊
- 對

446
00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:39,506
...丟臉地降班

447
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:41,884
阿洛,這一季真的很黐線

448
00:30:41,884 --> 00:30:44,136
我很緊張,你緊張嗎?

449
00:30:44,136 --> 00:30:45,762
不,爹哋搞得掂

450
00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:46,889
好了...

451
00:30:46,889 --> 00:30:49,516
誰打算花人生接下來的兩小時看這場比賽

452
00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:52,769
然後最終是精彩的零比零打和?

453
00:30:57,024 --> 00:31:01,069
不久之前
拉素在放狗球場的低處抬頭望這積分表

454
00:31:01,069 --> 00:31:05,115
現在他從英超聯的高峰望下去

455
00:31:05,115 --> 00:31:06,700
這根本不合理

456
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,202
兩年前,我們踢得很差

457
00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:10,412
由英超降班到

458
00:31:10,412 --> 00:31:12,164
更低組別的聯賽,那名叫...

459
00:31:12,164 --> 00:31:13,290
英冠

460
00:31:13,290 --> 00:31:14,416
你看,那不合理

461
00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:18,086
今年,我們踢得很好
我們有資格參加另一個聯賽

462
00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:19,922
- 那聯賽名叫...
- 歐聯

463
00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:22,132
完全不同的聯賽,名字卻差不多

464
00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:23,217
這根本不合理

465
00:31:23,217 --> 00:31:26,345
現在你們告訴我,要打入歐洲聯賽冠軍盃

466
00:31:26,345 --> 00:31:27,846
在聯賽最低的排名可以是...

467
00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:29,223
第四名

468
00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:32,226
這樣也不合理,為甚麼?

469
00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:35,812
錢

470
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:37,439
好了,那就合理了

471
00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:39,566
- 好吧,就這樣
- 謝謝

472
00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:41,860
- 唏
- 唏,怎麼了?尼敦

473
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,987
嗨,是,對不起,不好意思打擾大家

474
00:31:43,987 --> 00:31:46,365
我只想祝你們好運

475
00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:50,369
最後一次祝你們兩個好運

476
00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:53,872
今季最後一次,不是你們最後一次有好運

477
00:31:54,665 --> 00:31:56,583
沒必要讓它成為警世的故事

478
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,585
我不是要施咒

479
00:31:58,585 --> 00:32:00,712
對,我明白,尼敦,謝謝你

480
00:32:00,712 --> 00:32:03,757
謝謝

481
00:32:04,466 --> 00:32:06,009
感覺很熟悉

482
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:09,054
噢,對啊

483
00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:14,226
不如我出去讓你們好好重聚?

484
00:32:14,893 --> 00:32:17,020
你留低,特倫特

485
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,564
你現在是我們一分子了

486
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:22,234
- 對,你走不掉了
- 謝謝

487
00:32:23,652 --> 00:32:25,153
我可以成為鑽石狗成員嗎?

488
00:32:33,912 --> 00:32:37,124
好,等等,慢著...

489
00:32:42,379 --> 00:32:43,797
你們在做甚麼?

490
00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:47,801
我們在找鏡頭,因為這可能是整蠱節目

491
00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:49,970
- 對,我也是這樣想
- 對

492
00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:51,597
我不是說笑

493
00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:57,853
好吧,鑽石狗集合,來吧

494
00:33:06,153 --> 00:33:07,404
好了,羅伊肯特先生

495
00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:09,698
你也懂的,請你開始說吧

496
00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:12,576
過去一年

497
00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:18,332
我很努力改變自己

498
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:23,045
但似乎我甚麼也沒做到,因為...

499
00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:27,132
我還是我

500
00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:35,182
慢著,你想成為別人?

501
00:33:35,182 --> 00:33:36,266
是

502
00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:38,560
更好的人

503
00:33:43,065 --> 00:33:44,316
人能改變嗎?

504
00:33:56,286 --> 00:33:58,330
我不認為我們會改變很多,只能...

505
00:33:58,330 --> 00:34:02,417
學習接受自己是怎樣的人,你懂嗎?

506
00:34:04,628 --> 00:34:06,922
不,我認為人能夠改變

507
00:34:06,922 --> 00:34:07,923
他們可以

508
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,928
有時候變好,有時候變壞

509
00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:20,018
不是我,我還是一直以來那個白癡

510
00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:22,688
我不同意,大佬

511
00:34:22,688 --> 00:34:24,188
我是說,拜託

512
00:34:24,188 --> 00:34:27,359
你剛突然間要求成為鑽石狗成員

513
00:34:28,277 --> 00:34:29,402
這是幾大的改變吧

514
00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:30,862
- 對不對?
- 對

515
00:34:31,822 --> 00:34:33,824
改變並不是努力變得完美

516
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:37,244
完美很糟糕,完美很無聊

517
00:34:37,244 --> 00:34:39,121
除了《月黑高飛》之外,那並不無聊

518
00:34:39,121 --> 00:34:40,455
- 對
- 沒錯

519
00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:42,875
對,也有一些完美的電影
例如《回到未來》

520
00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:44,501
- 《大白鯊》
- 《大白鯊》,對

521
00:34:44,501 --> 00:34:46,879
- 我會說特倫特的頭髮很完美
- 天啊,沒錯

522
00:34:46,879 --> 00:34:48,505
- 謝謝
- 一點也不無聊

523
00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:51,175
當然,還有一些特徵,嘉麗絲姬莉的眼睛

524
00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:54,136
- 另一邊的枕頭
- 那是非常完美

525
00:34:54,136 --> 00:34:55,512
這都是完美的類比

526
00:34:55,512 --> 00:34:58,307
- 焗薯、茄汁芝士焗豆
- 那聽起來好好味,對

527
00:34:58,307 --> 00:35:00,267
完美的食物,肉醬意粉

528
00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:02,603
- 比利祖爾大碟《陌生人》
- 對,那是完美

529
00:35:02,603 --> 00:35:04,396
對,都是完美的藝術作品

530
00:35:04,396 --> 00:35:06,607
我們周圍都有完美的東西,隨處可見

531
00:35:06,607 --> 00:35:07,733
世上最高的紅杉樹

532
00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:09,818
但我是說人們那種完美性

533
00:35:10,652 --> 00:35:12,946
- 當然...對,我明白
- 對,當然...

534
00:35:12,946 --> 00:35:15,449
羅伊,人類永遠都不會完美

535
00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:20,996
我們最多只能尋求協助
還有在可以的時候接受

536
00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:25,167
如果你繼續這樣做
你就會繼續成為更好的人

537
00:35:30,881 --> 00:35:32,591
那番話也可加到完美東西的清單

538
00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:36,386
- 叮...
- 好吧

539
00:35:38,055 --> 00:35:39,056
謝謝

540
00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:47,481
還有人想說嗎?

541
00:35:49,733 --> 00:35:50,776
我交了女朋友

542
00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:55,781
她的名字是翡翠,她非常完美

543
00:36:06,834 --> 00:36:08,085
- 佐治
- 魯伯特

544
00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:09,753
你們準備好嗎?

545
00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:12,256
別擔心,我不會讓你輸給前妻

546
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,342
我是說你第一任前妻

547
00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:19,221
我是說,你上任、最新任前...

548
00:36:19,221 --> 00:36:21,390
- 你明白我意思
- 擊敗他們就行

549
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,894
贏波

550
00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:27,896
是的,老闆

551
00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:31,108
我們要談談大家都不願談的事

552
00:36:31,108 --> 00:36:34,361
被指控有不當性行為

553
00:36:34,361 --> 00:36:37,364
令魯伯特曼尼恩幾乎失去他的球會

554
00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:41,451
但其實今日贏波的話
鎚仔幫就可以踢歐聯

555
00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:43,287
能讓曼尼恩引以為傲

556
00:36:43,287 --> 00:36:45,873
並讓他繼續多做一陣班主

557
00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:53,463
原來他們把靚仔靚女都藏在這裏

558
00:36:55,883 --> 00:36:56,842
你好,魯伯特

559
00:36:58,594 --> 00:36:59,595
噢,莉碧嘉

560
00:37:01,471 --> 00:37:03,557
- 嗨,麻煩女
- 你好

561
00:37:03,557 --> 00:37:05,100
你真好運

562
00:37:06,602 --> 00:37:08,770
不管今日發生甚麼事
你其中一支愛隊都會贏波

563
00:37:13,358 --> 00:37:15,861
聽到你的消息,哎呀

564
00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:19,323
似乎你又會失去另一支球隊

565
00:37:19,323 --> 00:37:21,116
天啊,球隊就好像老婆一樣來去匆匆

566
00:37:21,825 --> 00:37:22,993
或者情婦

567
00:37:22,993 --> 00:37:25,245
又或者一支支痔瘡膏

568
00:37:27,372 --> 00:37:29,958
不過說真的,我也希望你好

569
00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:33,837
因為你是最糟糕的

570
00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:38,800
加油,列治文

571
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,761
- 好嘢
- 好嘢

572
00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:45,057
你心情很好呢

573
00:37:46,099 --> 00:37:48,101
有沒有原因?

574
00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:50,896
有關我下年在甚麼地方工作的原因?

575
00:37:50,896 --> 00:37:52,856
- 萊斯里,比賽後才談吧
- 對

576
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,651
冷靜點,好的

577
00:37:55,651 --> 00:37:57,778
芭芭拉,你是足球迷嗎?

578
00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:00,030
我比較喜歡欖球

579
00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:01,823
欖球有更多成年男人

580
00:38:01,823 --> 00:38:04,284
將其他成年男人像小孩那般丟到高空

581
00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:06,161
- 還有血
- 對

582
00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:07,329
所以很好

583
00:38:10,123 --> 00:38:12,876
各位,再贏多場比賽,來吧

584
00:38:14,586 --> 00:38:16,213
各位...

585
00:38:16,213 --> 00:38:18,215
薩華剛送了愛心包裹來

586
00:38:19,508 --> 00:38:22,427
不,謝謝,但不了,我不會讓他再傷害我

587
00:38:22,427 --> 00:38:23,387
是T恤

588
00:38:23,387 --> 00:38:24,638
我可以要兩件嗎?

589
00:38:27,349 --> 00:38:28,350
入面有張卡

590
00:38:28,350 --> 00:38:29,685
“我的兄弟

591
00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:32,479
祝你們跟韋斯咸比賽順利

592
00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:34,815
請享受這些T恤,還有我農場的牛油果

593
00:38:34,815 --> 00:38:38,986
別忘記,我一直在你們體內,薩華上”

594
00:38:38,986 --> 00:38:41,071
甚麼?他送了一個牛油果給我們?

595
00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:45,617
這牛油果很大

596
00:38:45,617 --> 00:38:47,286
好大個牛油果

597
00:38:47,286 --> 00:38:48,745
給我看看,兄弟

598
00:38:52,249 --> 00:38:53,250
天啊

599
00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:00,924
唏,丹尼

600
00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:03,093
雲頓,我也有禮物給你

601
00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:06,180
作為踢爆你塊面的賠禮

602
00:39:14,021 --> 00:39:15,981
(警覺性、全能性、狀況、第四點?)

603
00:39:15,981 --> 00:39:19,067
(全能足球是列治文球隊)

604
00:39:23,906 --> 00:39:26,283
- 我看起來怎樣?
- 靚仔

605
00:39:26,283 --> 00:39:28,785
雲頓,你好似超級英雄

606
00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:31,955
是嗎...

607
00:39:35,751 --> 00:39:36,960
謝謝,兄弟

608
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,378
不客氣,我的朋友

609
00:39:40,672 --> 00:39:42,382
你們都準備好嗎?好吧...

610
00:39:43,008 --> 00:39:44,885
好了,各位,唏,聽著

611
00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:47,971
唏,雲頓,你的面罩很好看

612
00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:51,642
謝謝,教練
不過從現在開始,你可以叫我梭羅

613
00:39:52,518 --> 00:39:53,477
收到,佐羅

614
00:39:53,477 --> 00:39:55,812
不,發音是“梭羅”

615
00:39:57,523 --> 00:40:00,609
因為這個面罩,我明白了,不錯,好吧

616
00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:04,947
各位,如果你們想聽我的打氣說話
恐怕你們要失望了

617
00:40:04,947 --> 00:40:09,326
因為我就好似史上第一個跑完馬拉松的人

618
00:40:09,326 --> 00:40:11,453
我攰死了

619
00:40:12,329 --> 00:40:14,039
不過,幸好,我請了鬍鬚教練

620
00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:17,334
在我們最後一次齊人的賽事

621
00:40:17,334 --> 00:40:19,086
跟你們說一些激勵說話

622
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:21,338
- 教練,開始吧
- 過來

623
00:40:29,096 --> 00:40:31,849
(回顧)

624
00:40:35,894 --> 00:40:38,772
(你們的教練致意)

625
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:09,720
來吧,兄弟

626
00:41:12,014 --> 00:41:14,224
- 理髮師
- 好吧

627
00:41:21,732 --> 00:41:23,400
聖誕節

628
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,236
我們升班了,對,我們升班了

629
00:41:26,778 --> 00:41:29,698
我們升班了,對,我們升班了

630
00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:45,005
噢,慘了

631
00:41:46,632 --> 00:41:49,510
作為球員
你們要知道吹雞前,比賽已經開始

632
00:41:49,510 --> 00:41:53,096
列陣的時候,你們要展示給對手知道
你們已經準備好

633
00:41:53,096 --> 00:41:55,057
你們有贏波的決心

634
00:41:55,057 --> 00:41:57,184
克里斯,列治文似乎在哭

635
00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:58,644
有趣的策略

636
00:41:58,644 --> 00:42:00,687
你試過比賽前哭嗎?

637
00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:03,357
比賽時和比賽後才試過,之前卻沒有

638
00:42:03,357 --> 00:42:05,984
比賽前多數是緊張地嘔吐

639
00:42:06,527 --> 00:42:10,614
我現在也很激動
克里斯,你不介意我流淚吧?

640
00:42:10,614 --> 00:42:13,408
完全不介意,阿洛,你介意我嘔嗎?

641
00:42:14,326 --> 00:42:16,370
教練,我們那影片可能搞出反效果了

642
00:42:16,370 --> 00:42:19,039
我非常同意,對嗎?羅伊

643
00:42:19,831 --> 00:42:22,584
你們那段片做得太好了

644
00:42:27,714 --> 00:42:28,715
(列治文球隊0:0韋斯咸)

645
00:42:28,715 --> 00:42:31,301
已經踢了15分鐘,比數依然是零比零

646
00:42:31,301 --> 00:42:32,511
韋斯咸有角球

647
00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:35,055
靚傳中

648
00:42:35,055 --> 00:42:36,640
亞孟度射波

649
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,517
雲頓撲出

650
00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:39,852
沒事

651
00:42:39,852 --> 00:42:41,728
我聽說他現在想別人稱呼他做梭羅

652
00:42:41,728 --> 00:42:43,313
終於等到了

653
00:42:44,982 --> 00:42:46,733
列治文似乎安定下來了

654
00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:50,654
他們在進攻,像瑞士鐘錶那樣準確運行

655
00:42:50,654 --> 00:42:53,156
以占美塔特為中心齒輪

656
00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:54,992
短傳控球

657
00:42:54,992 --> 00:42:56,827
悶到死

658
00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:07,421
塔特耍花招,把波傳給羅哈斯

659
00:43:08,172 --> 00:43:09,506
- 差點就入波
- 可惡

660
00:43:10,549 --> 00:43:11,466
可惡

661
00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:12,593
噢,可惡

662
00:43:12,593 --> 00:43:13,969
至少有些事情發生

663
00:43:15,846 --> 00:43:18,765
如果他們繼續讓他這樣做
占美塔特終會攻破韋斯咸的防守

664
00:43:19,349 --> 00:43:24,271
加油,列治文...

665
00:43:24,271 --> 00:43:27,357
沒關係,各位,保持冷靜,繼續努力

666
00:43:27,357 --> 00:43:28,442
加油,灰獵犬

667
00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:31,195
阿洛,韋斯咸這次進攻很有威脅

668
00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:34,740
- 奇錫射破
- 不

669
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:36,658
- 撲波的梭羅
- 可惡

670
00:43:38,202 --> 00:43:40,245
沒事...

671
00:43:43,165 --> 00:43:44,541
- 加油,列治文
- 列治文

672
00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:46,418
列治文

673
00:43:46,418 --> 00:43:49,505
龍門真不好彩,不過那個面罩型到震

674
00:43:49,505 --> 00:43:51,173
克里斯,他在那方面很有優勢

675
00:43:51,173 --> 00:43:53,175
沒關係,各位,加油

676
00:43:54,927 --> 00:43:56,053
(列治文球隊0:1韋斯咸)

677
00:43:56,053 --> 00:43:59,598
韋斯咸有所進展,列治文反而有所退步

678
00:44:01,391 --> 00:44:03,435
加油

679
00:44:07,189 --> 00:44:08,190
唏,尼敦

680
00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:10,275
對...

681
00:44:10,275 --> 00:44:11,652
是我想到的事情嗎?

682
00:44:11,652 --> 00:44:13,195
沒錯,曼城剛入波

683
00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:16,990
而曼城現在領先利物浦

684
00:44:16,990 --> 00:44:18,659
好了,不要緊,好的

685
00:44:18,659 --> 00:44:21,745
在西倫敦,現時鎚仔幫進攻

686
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,960
阿洛,列治文絕對不能再失波

687
00:44:28,627 --> 00:44:29,670
他們失波了

688
00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:30,629
不

689
00:44:30,629 --> 00:44:34,424
韋斯咸優勢擴大,列治文夢碎了

690
00:44:39,471 --> 00:44:41,098
頂,別說“頂”

691
00:44:46,687 --> 00:44:51,525
半場完結,韋斯咸兩球
列治文冠軍希望是零

692
00:44:53,318 --> 00:44:56,238
克里斯包威爾,你會怎樣總結上半場?

693
00:44:56,238 --> 00:45:00,534
列治文的灰姑娘馬車似乎變成了大南瓜

694
00:45:08,834 --> 00:45:11,086
- 就上去
- 好

695
00:45:15,841 --> 00:45:18,010
屁股收聲,嘴巴坐低

696
00:45:20,888 --> 00:45:22,222
你們知道我甚麼意思

697
00:45:25,934 --> 00:45:26,935
謝謝,教練

698
00:45:31,148 --> 00:45:34,151
各位,我們下半場一定要改善

699
00:45:34,151 --> 00:45:36,904
不過我待會才談那件事

700
00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:41,074
不,現在,我希望讓你們知道

701
00:45:41,074 --> 00:45:44,161
我非常榮幸能夠成為你們的教練

702
00:45:46,538 --> 00:45:48,665
過去三年跟你們同事

703
00:45:48,665 --> 00:45:51,084
絕對是我人生中最美好的經驗之一

704
00:45:52,586 --> 00:45:55,047
我很高興能夠了解你們每一個人

705
00:45:56,548 --> 00:45:59,510
了解到你們以前是怎樣的人

706
00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:03,680
而且親身目睹你們成為怎樣的人

707
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,977
而且我想感謝你們對我的耐心

708
00:46:08,977 --> 00:46:11,980
當我初來之時,我對英式足球一無所知

709
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:13,440
但現在...

710
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,734
但我至少知道這只叫做足球

711
00:46:19,947 --> 00:46:22,908
我很驕傲自己是球隊的一分子

712
00:46:24,910 --> 00:46:26,370
我很愛你們

713
00:46:34,169 --> 00:46:35,295
我會很想念你們

714
00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:41,635
至於下半場

715
00:46:44,346 --> 00:46:46,890
對,我不知道會有甚麼結果
你們明白我意思嗎?

716
00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:48,308
沒有人知道

717
00:46:48,308 --> 00:46:50,519
知道的話,運動就沒那麼有趣,對吧?

718
00:46:51,562 --> 00:46:53,730
你們可能會賺少很多錢,所以...

719
00:46:55,941 --> 00:46:58,777
我們不想知道未來,不...我們想活在當下

720
00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:01,613
我知道我們落後

721
00:47:01,613 --> 00:47:04,366
但我告訴你們

722
00:47:05,742 --> 00:47:10,122
如果你們夠努力,踢得夠聰明
齊心合作,然後就...

723
00:47:20,215 --> 00:47:21,550
做你們要做的事

724
00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:26,305
我們到球季結束時
就知道自己已經盡了全力,好嗎?

725
00:47:26,889 --> 00:47:29,558
- 我們嘗試過,對吧?
- 好,教練

726
00:47:29,558 --> 00:47:30,809
好了

727
00:47:32,603 --> 00:47:34,146
還有人有別的話要說嗎?

728
00:47:38,233 --> 00:47:40,235
- 教練
- 對,森,你想說甚麼?

729
00:49:09,324 --> 00:49:11,076
對,我們來吧

730
00:49:13,996 --> 00:49:16,415
這是我的部分,我知道是這是哪個部分

731
00:49:25,507 --> 00:49:27,050
這塊是這裏

732
00:49:30,053 --> 00:49:32,306
- 慢著,不...
- 在這裏

733
00:49:33,348 --> 00:49:34,349
那就對了

734
00:49:44,401 --> 00:49:48,155
就是這個了,第四點,對吧?

735
00:49:54,578 --> 00:49:55,704
好了,大家伸手出來

736
00:50:06,924 --> 00:50:10,219
我知道有人喜歡說:“龍床不如狗竇”

737
00:50:11,678 --> 00:50:13,639
沒錯,你懂的

738
00:50:18,352 --> 00:50:22,272
不過沒很多地方及得上列治文球隊

739
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,318
隊長

740
00:50:28,737 --> 00:50:32,199
{\an8}- 數三聲叫列治文,一、二、三
- 列治文

741
00:50:32,199 --> 00:50:33,283
{\an8}(相信)

742
00:50:35,577 --> 00:50:37,829
灰獵犬出來踢下半場了

743
00:50:37,829 --> 00:50:41,291
他們看起來就像連贏16場的球隊

744
00:50:41,291 --> 00:50:44,336
踢一種讓人賞心悅目的打法

745
00:50:44,336 --> 00:50:45,796
似乎在踢法上,球員也很受落

746
00:50:45,796 --> 00:50:48,048
阿洛,沒錯,讓我希望自己也在場上

747
00:50:48,048 --> 00:50:51,176
不是踢波,因為我現在很老
也很容易會受傷

748
00:50:52,261 --> 00:50:53,887
塔特大膽的傳球

749
00:50:55,639 --> 00:50:57,933
羅哈斯切到中間,射波

750
00:50:58,559 --> 00:50:59,768
撞柱彈出

751
00:51:01,436 --> 00:51:02,855
奧比桑尼亞

752
00:51:02,855 --> 00:51:04,565
又中柱

753
00:51:04,565 --> 00:51:06,108
不...

754
00:51:06,108 --> 00:51:07,025
曉士

755
00:51:08,068 --> 00:51:09,945
又射失

756
00:51:13,574 --> 00:51:16,326
塔特終於入波

757
00:51:16,326 --> 00:51:19,371
在51分鐘,列治文有一線生機

758
00:51:19,371 --> 00:51:20,706
好嘢,入波

759
00:51:20,706 --> 00:51:23,083
好嘢,占美塔特

760
00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:25,043
四名前線球員都有參與

761
00:51:25,043 --> 00:51:27,671
- 占美塔特負責入波
- 占美塔特,嘟...

762
00:51:27,671 --> 00:51:29,798
阿洛,似乎韋斯咸有麻煩

763
00:51:29,798 --> 00:51:33,177
他們不能再讓占美塔特這樣進攻了

764
00:51:33,177 --> 00:51:36,180
天啊,佐治,做點甚麼,守住他

765
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,556
過去

766
00:51:37,556 --> 00:51:39,600
(列治文球隊1:2韋斯咸)

767
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,310
列治文又再進攻

768
00:51:41,310 --> 00:51:43,312
塔特避開了防守他的球員

769
00:51:43,979 --> 00:51:45,314
球證

770
00:51:46,481 --> 00:51:48,192
12碼

771
00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:50,360
列治文這半場很努力

772
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,613
塔特有機會抨平了

773
00:51:52,613 --> 00:51:54,531
好了,來吧

774
00:51:55,574 --> 00:51:57,367
塔特專業的表現

775
00:51:57,367 --> 00:51:59,870
不太算是插水,也不太算是犯規

776
00:52:01,246 --> 00:52:04,208
對,占美塔特,你好醒

777
00:52:06,668 --> 00:52:07,669
唏

778
00:52:09,129 --> 00:52:10,547
朋友,要射入

779
00:52:11,757 --> 00:52:12,758
好啊

780
00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:20,057
隊長,射入啊

781
00:52:20,057 --> 00:52:21,600
搞甚麼鬼,兄弟?

782
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,018
好吧

783
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:25,604
射吧,朋友

784
00:52:25,604 --> 00:52:27,481
- 兄弟
- 好玩的

785
00:52:29,816 --> 00:52:30,776
艾石

786
00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:33,320
麥卡杜負責嗎?

787
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,613
噢,頂

788
00:52:34,613 --> 00:52:35,822
慢著,甚麼?

789
00:52:35,822 --> 00:52:37,908
麥卡杜射12碼?

790
00:52:37,908 --> 00:52:39,785
連提我食藥,我都不會信任他

791
00:52:46,792 --> 00:52:50,003
艾石麥卡杜在他的職業生涯

792
00:52:50,003 --> 00:52:51,797
從沒有射過12碼

793
00:52:51,797 --> 00:52:55,634
- 太瘋狂了
- 加油,你可以的,兄弟

794
00:53:02,307 --> 00:53:04,434
- 來吧
- 可惡

795
00:53:04,434 --> 00:53:06,103
好了,各位,出禁區外

796
00:53:18,115 --> 00:53:19,616
他就好似用腳開界外球一樣

797
00:53:20,701 --> 00:53:25,038
這是麥卡杜的時候
如果他射入,球隊就抨平了

798
00:53:26,123 --> 00:53:28,959
飛過門楣,射上看台

799
00:53:35,716 --> 00:53:37,342
等等

800
00:53:37,342 --> 00:53:40,637
邁克迪恩想仔細看些甚麼

801
00:53:41,889 --> 00:53:42,848
- 甚麼?
- 慢著

802
00:53:54,359 --> 00:53:56,153
邁克迪恩說是入球

803
00:53:56,153 --> 00:53:57,988
- 怎麼可能?
- 甚麼?

804
00:53:59,156 --> 00:54:00,657
麥卡杜是不是射波

805
00:54:00,657 --> 00:54:03,327
- 射穿網?
- 頂

806
00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:04,912
克里斯,應該是

807
00:54:06,663 --> 00:54:09,458
我們從沒見過這種事

808
00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:11,502
比數現在是2比2

809
00:54:13,128 --> 00:54:14,588
2比2

810
00:54:15,088 --> 00:54:18,884
韋斯咸很生氣,但也不能怪他們

811
00:54:18,884 --> 00:54:21,220
這是前所未見的

812
00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:22,679
發生甚麼事?

813
00:54:22,679 --> 00:54:25,015
阿洛,我們要再看那個12碼

814
00:54:25,015 --> 00:54:28,227
你看他大力射穿龍門網,然後...

815
00:54:28,227 --> 00:54:30,521
天啊,我希望那個球迷沒事

816
00:54:32,105 --> 00:54:34,024
加油,列治文

817
00:54:37,361 --> 00:54:39,404
- 天啊,是他
- 對,成面血

818
00:54:39,404 --> 00:54:40,489
好嘢

819
00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:45,285
終於有了

820
00:54:48,205 --> 00:54:51,041
因為艾石麥卡杜令人難以置信的入球

821
00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:54,628
比賽暫時停頓,好讓工作人員換龍門網

822
00:55:05,597 --> 00:55:06,598
他去哪裏?

823
00:55:14,898 --> 00:55:17,109
過來...來吧

824
00:55:17,109 --> 00:55:21,280
慢著,魯伯特曼尼恩下了球場
走到後備席廂

825
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,948
- 跑向右...
- 喂

826
00:55:22,948 --> 00:55:25,409
- 你在做甚麼?
- 你究竟在做甚麼?

827
00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:27,369
你在說甚麼?

828
00:55:27,369 --> 00:55:31,206
塔特在球場上踢到曉飛一樣

829
00:55:31,206 --> 00:55:33,292
對,我已經有兩個球員守住他了

830
00:55:33,292 --> 00:55:34,751
踢傷他

831
00:55:35,669 --> 00:55:36,753
你在說笑嗎?

832
00:55:36,753 --> 00:55:38,338
弄走他

833
00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:41,717
難以置信,魯伯特曼尼恩在場邊

834
00:55:41,717 --> 00:55:43,927
對自己的領隊抱怨

835
00:55:43,927 --> 00:55:45,637
- 這並不常見
- 他在做甚麼?

836
00:55:45,637 --> 00:55:47,973
至少自從電話發明之後就沒有

837
00:55:48,682 --> 00:55:52,311
- 我不會這樣比賽
- 你照我意思去做,不然就炒你

838
00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:54,605
收皮吧

839
00:55:54,605 --> 00:55:56,481
天啊

840
00:55:56,481 --> 00:55:58,942
奶路臣路球場難看的場面

841
00:55:58,942 --> 00:56:00,819
魯伯特曼尼恩癲了

842
00:56:00,819 --> 00:56:03,238
- 而佐治卡德烈露蛋了
- 可惡,克里斯

843
00:56:03,238 --> 00:56:05,824
喂,球證,場上有三個波

844
00:56:06,825 --> 00:56:08,118
甚麼?

845
00:56:12,581 --> 00:56:13,999
起身吧

846
00:56:17,419 --> 00:56:18,795
起身

847
00:56:21,256 --> 00:56:23,300
好了,各位,請回去,我們回去比賽

848
00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:26,345
佐治,把它們放回去

849
00:56:26,345 --> 00:56:27,513
對啊

850
00:56:38,398 --> 00:56:40,150
對,來吧,各位,出去吧

851
00:56:41,401 --> 00:56:46,073
來吧,你們能擊敗他們,你們更有決心

852
00:56:46,073 --> 00:56:48,534
這是我想看的,更多的熱情

853
00:56:49,034 --> 00:56:52,246
奧尼爾,保持中場緊密,來吧

854
00:56:52,246 --> 00:56:53,664
各位,決心

855
00:56:54,289 --> 00:56:55,582
決心

856
00:56:58,544 --> 00:56:59,962
怪人

857
00:56:59,962 --> 00:57:02,798
- 怪人
- 怪人...

858
00:57:02,798 --> 00:57:05,843
怪人...

859
00:57:10,931 --> 00:57:12,057
怪人

860
00:57:13,392 --> 00:57:17,229
怪人...

861
00:57:28,657 --> 00:57:30,409
比賽繼續

862
00:57:30,409 --> 00:57:32,786
似乎沒了魯伯特曼尼恩

863
00:57:39,501 --> 00:57:42,963
比賽繼續之後,勢頭似乎在韋斯咸那邊

864
00:57:42,963 --> 00:57:46,341
他們一直短傳,列治文搶不到波

865
00:57:48,135 --> 00:57:50,345
笠波入禁區

866
00:57:50,345 --> 00:57:51,889
佐羅把它打走

867
00:57:51,889 --> 00:57:52,806
噢,不好了

868
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,977
韋斯咸反撲,有麻煩了

869
00:57:58,061 --> 00:57:59,855
3比2

870
00:57:59,855 --> 00:58:03,108
鎚仔幫高興極了,主隊再次心碎

871
00:58:06,195 --> 00:58:07,738
你笑甚麼?

872
00:58:07,738 --> 00:58:09,656
- 14號越位
- 甚麼?

873
00:58:10,991 --> 00:58:12,951
視像助理裁判再看重播

874
00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:15,704
越位

875
00:58:15,704 --> 00:58:18,790
- 入球無效,比數繼續是2比2
- 嘭

876
00:58:18,790 --> 00:58:23,629
邁亞斯越位,列治文死刑暫緩

877
00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:25,589
噢,謝謝

878
00:58:29,134 --> 00:58:31,803
- 這不是偽鈔
- 不能反映你的為人

879
00:58:31,803 --> 00:58:33,555
(列治文球隊2:2韋斯咸)

880
00:58:33,555 --> 00:58:37,476
列治文神奇的賽季
只剩下一分鐘補時時間

881
00:58:37,476 --> 00:58:38,519
來吧,不要丟臉

882
00:58:38,519 --> 00:58:41,563
灰獵犬沒有時間和方法了

883
00:58:41,563 --> 00:58:44,858
- 來吧
- 他們還有一個奇蹟尚待發生嗎?

884
00:58:47,027 --> 00:58:49,154
塔特,完全被圍住

885
00:58:49,154 --> 00:58:51,698
他成功傳給衝向龍門的蒙特洛

886
00:58:52,616 --> 00:58:53,992
蒙特洛被拉跌

887
00:58:53,992 --> 00:58:56,745
列治文在危險位置有個自由球

888
00:58:57,704 --> 00:58:58,539
來吧

889
00:59:02,709 --> 00:59:04,711
- 來吧
- 來吧

890
00:59:04,711 --> 00:59:08,173
這樣可能有用,列治文現在能交出甚麼?

891
00:59:08,173 --> 00:59:11,093
- 好了,跟我談談
- 乜都得特別戰術

892
00:59:11,093 --> 00:59:13,262
太少時間了,洛基的雪橇?

893
00:59:13,262 --> 00:59:15,597
實在太遠路程了,反轉的士?

894
00:59:15,597 --> 00:59:17,599
- 沒有科克本很難做到
- 慢著...

895
00:59:17,599 --> 00:59:20,435
唏,尼敦,過來,來吧,快點

896
00:59:20,435 --> 00:59:21,770
好,當然好

897
00:59:21,770 --> 00:59:24,648
- 唏,各位,唏
- 我不知怎樣做...

898
00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:28,902
沒時間了,灰獵犬能變出甚麼戲法?

899
00:59:31,446 --> 00:59:32,447
這裏,你拿著

900
00:59:32,447 --> 00:59:33,949
這是個奧斯卡獎

901
00:59:33,949 --> 00:59:36,702
很重,有點重,來吧

902
00:59:37,411 --> 00:59:38,412
或者ESPY獎

903
00:59:41,081 --> 00:59:43,333
好了,來吧,給我,好的

904
00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:45,419
- 好了,你知道自己要做甚麼吧?
- 知道

905
00:59:45,419 --> 00:59:46,879
- 對
- 我可以,對

906
00:59:50,924 --> 00:59:53,218
這是決定性的時刻

907
00:59:54,428 --> 00:59:56,180
奧比桑尼亞傳給迪臣

908
00:59:56,180 --> 00:59:57,764
來吧...

909
00:59:59,516 --> 01:00:02,019
迪臣轉向給班伯奇

910
01:00:04,354 --> 01:00:06,356
塔特跑入禁區

911
01:00:06,356 --> 01:00:09,067
對,傳波,傳給我...我想要波

912
01:00:09,067 --> 01:00:10,194
請傳給我

913
01:00:10,194 --> 01:00:12,196
奧比桑尼亞無人看管

914
01:00:16,491 --> 01:00:17,951
傳了一球靚波...

915
01:00:17,951 --> 01:00:18,911
燒烤醬

916
01:00:23,957 --> 01:00:28,128
列治文成功了,天啊,灰獵犬成功了

917
01:00:31,924 --> 01:00:34,259
好嘢,勁啊,爹哋

918
01:00:35,594 --> 01:00:38,430
好,好嘢

919
01:00:38,430 --> 01:00:41,558
奶路臣路球場瘋起上來

920
01:00:45,854 --> 01:00:48,815
- 你用了我的戰術...
- 對,是啊,對

921
01:00:51,443 --> 01:00:53,028
來吧,過來...

922
01:01:01,828 --> 01:01:04,081
邁克迪恩吹完場雞

923
01:01:04,915 --> 01:01:06,750
好嘢

924
01:01:08,377 --> 01:01:09,670
謝謝,很精彩的比賽

925
01:01:09,670 --> 01:01:12,130
球迷都衝入球場

926
01:01:12,130 --> 01:01:14,675
你實在不能怪他們

927
01:01:21,014 --> 01:01:22,015
我們贏了

928
01:01:35,153 --> 01:01:36,572
來吧

929
01:01:42,202 --> 01:01:44,121
莉碧嘉,看看你做了甚麼

930
01:01:44,121 --> 01:01:46,248
- 加油,列治文
- 看看你做了甚麼

931
01:01:46,248 --> 01:01:49,126
- 不是我做的
- 是,是你做的

932
01:01:49,710 --> 01:01:53,463
這個景象很有趣,乜都得跟球隊一同慶祝

933
01:01:53,463 --> 01:01:57,342
看到一個白人跳這樣的舞
我不知該有甚麼反應

934
01:02:01,930 --> 01:02:03,098
阿洛,真精彩的比賽

935
01:02:03,098 --> 01:02:05,100
列治文盡了自己的能力

936
01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:07,561
是時候過去阿提哈德球場

937
01:02:07,561 --> 01:02:10,731
看看英超獎盃的命運

938
01:02:16,904 --> 01:02:20,449
{\an8}(班主出局,曼尼恩場邊發狂後被踢走)

939
01:02:24,786 --> 01:02:28,749
(所有人的列治文
維爾頓把49%的球會股份賣給球迷)

940
01:02:34,379 --> 01:02:35,881
(比諾)

941
01:02:36,715 --> 01:02:38,091
- 準備好嗎?
- 只是這兩份

942
01:02:38,091 --> 01:02:40,177
- 822號航班前往堪薩斯城
- 對

943
01:02:42,513 --> 01:02:44,181
- 好,謝謝
- 謝謝

944
01:02:51,772 --> 01:02:53,941
- 你是乜都得嗎?
- 對,我是

945
01:02:53,941 --> 01:02:56,485
老友,可惜列治文最後排第二

946
01:02:56,485 --> 01:02:58,904
- 曼城太勁了,對
- 對啊

947
01:02:58,904 --> 01:03:02,115
- 你是放假回家嗎?
- 其實是搬回去

948
01:03:02,115 --> 01:03:05,702
太傻了,你應該留低,你做得很好,好勁

949
01:03:06,620 --> 01:03:07,913
只是最後不夠運氣

950
01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:10,874
- 可以跟你自拍嗎?
- 好啊,當然可以

951
01:03:10,874 --> 01:03:11,875
正

952
01:03:18,549 --> 01:03:19,925
- 勁
- 對

953
01:03:35,524 --> 01:03:37,192
你在這裏做甚麼?

954
01:03:37,192 --> 01:03:40,028
我買了張機票入閘

955
01:03:40,028 --> 01:03:43,156
好讓我可以好好跟你道別

956
01:03:44,783 --> 01:03:47,077
典型愛情喜劇浪漫告別的方法

957
01:03:47,995 --> 01:03:49,621
我喜歡,好吧

958
01:03:49,621 --> 01:03:51,290
慢著,你給自己買了張頭等機票

959
01:03:51,290 --> 01:03:53,876
- 給一程你不會坐的飛機?
- 習慣使然

960
01:03:53,876 --> 01:03:55,210
好吧,當然了

961
01:03:56,295 --> 01:03:58,046
我見到你決定留低,對嗎?

962
01:03:59,715 --> 01:04:01,925
乜都得,你回家跟家人一起...

963
01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:06,513
我其實也想留低跟我的家人一起

964
01:04:09,725 --> 01:04:12,561
這張相好靚,真想快點閱讀內文

965
01:04:13,145 --> 01:04:14,563
其實不錯

966
01:04:14,563 --> 01:04:17,524
但我希望他們沒有形容我為
“球會女族長”

967
01:04:18,317 --> 01:04:20,944
對,不過這比“足球媽媽”有吸引力得多

968
01:04:27,868 --> 01:04:29,453
- 謝謝
- 謝謝

969
01:04:29,453 --> 01:04:31,288
- 對不起,不,對不起
- 對不起

970
01:04:31,288 --> 01:04:32,289
你講先

971
01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:36,376
謝謝

972
01:04:38,670 --> 01:04:39,671
謝謝

973
01:04:44,927 --> 01:04:47,804
對

974
01:04:59,525 --> 01:05:00,526
好

975
01:05:13,830 --> 01:05:15,624
- 給你的
- 謝謝

976
01:05:38,272 --> 01:05:40,315
安全帶的燈號已經亮起

977
01:05:40,315 --> 01:05:41,692
請你們就坐

978
01:05:41,692 --> 01:05:43,527
機艙門已經關上

979
01:05:43,527 --> 01:05:46,446
空中服務員,請為離開閘口預備

980
01:05:53,996 --> 01:05:55,247
教練,這樣很瘋狂嗎?

981
01:05:56,290 --> 01:05:57,249
我們這樣離開?

982
01:05:57,249 --> 01:06:00,085
我們幾乎贏了聯賽冠軍,你明白嗎?

983
01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:03,922
跟一群好人道別

984
01:06:04,756 --> 01:06:09,261
我知道我終於接受了冷氣是特權

985
01:06:09,261 --> 01:06:10,721
不是權利

986
01:06:12,556 --> 01:06:14,183
我不知道,你覺得呢?

987
01:06:20,355 --> 01:06:21,773
我做不了

988
01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:27,487
乜都得,我不想離開,我愛上了珍

989
01:06:30,574 --> 01:06:32,868
我想留低,但我不想讓你失望

990
01:06:32,868 --> 01:06:36,413
但如果你准許的話
我想逃出這飛機,跑到她的懷抱中

991
01:06:37,748 --> 01:06:40,125
那你的行李怎辦?

992
01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:42,836
- 別理會我的行李,裏面全都是米
- 甚麼?為甚麼?

993
01:06:42,836 --> 01:06:45,756
- 我三天沒睡了
- 好吧,對不起

994
01:06:45,756 --> 01:06:48,383
我一直很害怕這件事
跟你談,丟低你一個

995
01:06:48,383 --> 01:06:52,012
甚麼?不...慢著,教練
你沒有丟低我,好嗎?

996
01:06:52,679 --> 01:06:55,182
你只是跟從自己心意,我明白

997
01:06:56,350 --> 01:06:57,518
對,你應該離開

998
01:06:58,602 --> 01:07:00,979
不過,聽著,我不認為他們會讓你落機

999
01:07:00,979 --> 01:07:02,189
因為艙門已經關了

1000
01:07:09,821 --> 01:07:10,697
我有個計劃

1001
01:07:11,823 --> 01:07:14,952
當然了,好吧,你想我怎樣做?

1002
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:19,957
不管接下來發生甚麼事都是好開始

1003
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:22,751
我愛你,乜都得

1004
01:07:25,379 --> 01:07:26,630
我也愛你,衛理斯

1005
01:07:30,259 --> 01:07:32,636
- 天啊
- 我條盲腸

1006
01:07:32,636 --> 01:07:34,346
- 另一邊才對,教練
- 謝謝

1007
01:07:35,556 --> 01:07:37,015
噢,天啊,先生,你沒事吧?

1008
01:07:39,601 --> 01:07:40,727
叫醫護人員

1009
01:07:57,578 --> 01:07:59,830
你想陪你朋友去醫院嗎?

1010
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,209
不,不用了,但謝謝你

1011
01:08:08,130 --> 01:08:09,756
正一衰人

1012
01:08:12,217 --> 01:08:15,137
空中服務員請再檢查,預備起飛

1013
01:08:40,037 --> 01:08:41,205
天啊

1014
01:08:42,456 --> 01:08:44,457
小朋友,你沒事吧?

1015
01:08:53,884 --> 01:08:55,051
是你

1016
01:08:55,051 --> 01:08:56,845
爸爸,她是誰?

1017
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:01,265
莉碧嘉

1018
01:09:02,850 --> 01:09:04,102
莉碧嘉

1019
01:09:20,077 --> 01:09:22,078
{\an8}(列治文綠地)

1020
01:09:28,752 --> 01:09:30,170
(只是一些建議,鬍鬚教練上)

1021
01:09:33,131 --> 01:09:35,008
(做得好,特倫特,我好鍾意)

1022
01:09:36,218 --> 01:09:38,595
{\an8}(一個小建議,我會把書名改掉)

1023
01:09:38,595 --> 01:09:40,721
{\an8}(重點不是我,從來也不是,乜都得上)

1024
01:09:40,721 --> 01:09:42,182
(琪麗鍾斯公關)

1025
01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:45,185
這個要這樣放

1026
01:09:47,729 --> 01:09:51,942
歡迎列治文球隊的新領隊羅伊肯特

1027
01:09:55,237 --> 01:09:58,949
(祝你好運,羅伊舅父)

1028
01:10:14,214 --> 01:10:17,593
{\an8}(尼日利亞足球隊)

1029
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,112
- 你好
- 嗨

1030
01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:40,991
見到你真好

1031
01:10:44,953 --> 01:10:46,955
(股份證書,一股
巴茲、謝洛美、保羅)

1032
01:10:46,955 --> 01:10:48,123
(一股,梅爾格連)

1033
01:10:52,169 --> 01:10:53,462
{\an8}- 謝謝
- 謝謝

1034
01:10:53,462 --> 01:10:54,880
{\an8}(今天在店內跟作者特倫特格林見面)

1035
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,548
{\an8}- 你的名字是?
- 莎儂

1036
01:10:56,548 --> 01:10:58,509
{\an8}(入波,特倫特格林)

1037
01:10:58,509 --> 01:11:00,636
(《列治文作風》
聯賽黑馬神奇的一季)

1038
01:11:00,636 --> 01:11:02,596
我有東西給你看

1039
01:11:04,056 --> 01:11:05,098
(琪麗鍾斯公關聯合公司)

1040
01:11:06,350 --> 01:11:08,685
{\an8}(一個謙虛的建議,列治文女子足球隊)

1041
01:11:26,912 --> 01:11:27,913
(莎朗M.菲爾史東醫生)

1042
01:11:27,913 --> 01:11:29,248
(心理健康及情緒健康主管)

1043
01:11:35,128 --> 01:11:37,673
下去一點,我的意思是

1044
01:11:37,673 --> 01:11:39,341
- 大概8厘米
- 好

1045
01:11:40,384 --> 01:11:41,885
停,這裏好了,羅伊

1046
01:11:42,636 --> 01:11:43,804
好了,放我下來

1047
01:11:49,268 --> 01:11:53,272
(相信)

1048
01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:08,537
今天我們能夠聚首一堂

1049
01:12:08,537 --> 01:12:13,709
在上帝的注視下
這座最具歷史意義的古蹟

1050
01:12:13,709 --> 01:12:19,131
朋友和家人都分享著

1051
01:12:19,131 --> 01:12:21,383
鬍鬚教練和珍之間的愛情

1052
01:12:21,383 --> 01:12:23,260
不只是給鬍鬚教練和珍

1053
01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:26,430
還有珍懷著的小孩

1054
01:12:26,430 --> 01:12:27,931
我知道...

1055
01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:35,355
我是你們的機長
歡迎來到堪薩斯城國際機場

1056
01:12:49,912 --> 01:12:52,372
他到了,爹哋回來了,來吧

1057
01:12:59,171 --> 01:13:00,964
爹哋...

1058
01:13:03,217 --> 01:13:04,426
唏

1059
01:13:13,977 --> 01:13:15,395
對,謝謝

1060
01:13:16,355 --> 01:13:18,023
來吧,跟我談談,你好嗎?

1061
01:13:18,023 --> 01:13:19,149
- 好
- 是嗎?

1062
01:13:19,900 --> 01:13:20,901
有特別的事?

1063
01:13:33,914 --> 01:13:37,042
好了,救得好,來吧,加油,進攻

1064
01:13:37,042 --> 01:13:39,419
找空間,亨利,那就對了

1065
01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:40,796
來吧,亨利

1066
01:13:41,338 --> 01:13:42,881
這就對了,射波

1067
01:13:45,092 --> 01:13:47,344
- 好了,沒關係
- 可惡

1068
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:50,472
唏,亨利,過來

1069
01:13:52,516 --> 01:13:55,102
- 唏,你沒事吧?
- 想不到我會射失

1070
01:13:55,102 --> 01:13:58,188
唏,別擔心,好嗎?我們平日怎麼說?

1071
01:13:59,898 --> 01:14:00,899
做金魚

1072
01:14:00,899 --> 01:14:02,192
這就對了

1073
01:14:02,192 --> 01:14:03,819
好了,來吧,上場吧

1074
01:14:03,819 --> 01:14:06,697
- 玩得開心點,好嗎?做得好
- 好,對

1075
01:14:07,489 --> 01:14:09,283
來吧,孩子,做得好,亨利

1076
01:15:16,433 --> 01:15:18,435
字幕翻譯:鍾愷晴