1 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:51,570 We come together today... 2 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:57,952 In dark times such as these, 3 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,329 we must all remember 4 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:03,541 to look to the lord for guidance. 5 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:07,044 Submit yourselves, then, to god. 6 00:02:07,128 --> 00:02:08,421 Amen. 7 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,923 Resist the devil... 8 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:13,068 And he will flee from you. 9 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:14,885 I regret to say, 10 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:18,889 I know the powers of Satan firsthand. 11 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:22,768 Our very own daughter was taken by perverts and swindlers, 12 00:02:22,852 --> 00:02:26,480 - and let fall into a world of sin. - Sheriff. 13 00:02:28,441 --> 00:02:30,609 You oughta come take a look at this. 14 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:06,520 My god! 15 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,229 Go easy on that stuff, will ya? 16 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,441 You know what they say about too much of a good thing. 17 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:58,906 Give me some sugar. 18 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,003 You're special. 19 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,258 There ain't nobody else out there like you. 20 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:21,262 Now giddy up. 21 00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:24,640 Time is money! Everybody's waitin'. 22 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:25,766 Whoo! 23 00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:37,820 You're a fucking sex symbol. 24 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:49,183 Highs in the low... 25 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:52,019 America needs Jesus. 26 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:09,787 Maxine. 27 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:16,377 - "The farmer's daughters." - Oh! 28 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:19,463 - Hot damn, iookit! Here I am. - Wow! 29 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,215 Hollywood, here we come! 30 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,801 No, ma'am. We don't need Hollywood. 31 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,946 These types of pictures turn regular folks into stars. 32 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,680 We're gonna do it all ourselves. 33 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,974 - Ain't that right, rj? - Yes, sir! 34 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,476 Finally level the playing field for people like us. 35 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,563 I don't know, Wayne. That sounds an awful lot like what you said 36 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:38,148 about the topless car wash. Remember that? 37 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:42,152 Yeah, and had the IRS not had a goddamn personal vendetta against me, 38 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:44,005 - that would've panned out beautifully. - Uh-huh. 39 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,532 Well, you know I'm always game. 40 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,534 My American dream is not unreasonable. 41 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,828 I just want a paid-for house with a big old pool 42 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:54,623 so I can float around with my knees in the breeze and tan these titties. 43 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:57,209 What? 44 00:06:57,293 --> 00:06:58,961 I was dealt a good hand. 45 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,380 People spend a lot of money to look at what god gave me. 46 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,632 - Be a sin not to take care of 'em. - Mm. 47 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,387 Yes, it sure would. 48 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,557 What about you, Maxine? 49 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,559 What's your American dream? 50 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,322 Hmm. 51 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,590 Hurry it up! We aren't gonna be long in there! 52 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:58,729 If this kid I picked up from the university 53 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,439 can put it together like he says, 54 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,775 our days of struggling might soon be over. 55 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:04,818 We do even half the numbers of Debbie does Dallas, 56 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:06,111 I'm out of the red for good. 57 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,405 Hell, let's make a picture a week, then. 58 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:12,368 - Patience, darlin'. - I've been being patient my whole life. 59 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,912 Well, that's the thing about bein' patient. 60 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,457 I need to be famous, Wayne. 61 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,209 - Mm-hmm. - I'm ready for the high life. 62 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:22,103 I'm sick and tired of never gettin' what I want. 63 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,963 Well, you help me keep those jokers in line out there, 64 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:26,900 I'll make sure you get everything your heart desires. 65 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:28,509 You better have. 66 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:30,052 I don't worry no more, Wayne. 67 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:33,305 I deserve nice things. I have Cosmopolitan taste. 68 00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:35,599 - Don't I know it. - I mean it! 69 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,518 I want the whole world to know my name. 70 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:40,020 Like Lynda Carter or some shit. 71 00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:43,440 Hey, everyone with a pulse is gonna lust after a piece of Maxine minx 72 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:44,942 once they see what you can do. 73 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,610 You know why? 74 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,488 Why? 75 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,782 'Cause you got that x factor. 76 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:54,952 Fuckin'-a-right. 77 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,996 Now mosey on over there and grab us some wonder bread, wonder woman. 78 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:06,088 - I don't like his girlfriend. - You don't like anybody's girlfriend. 79 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,549 She hardly says a word, she just stares at everyone. 80 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:09,967 Well, she's shy. 81 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,302 Probably ain't never seen nobody like us before. 82 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,680 People who stare give me the heebie-jeebies. 83 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,558 Better get used to that if you're gonna be in the movies. 84 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,569 Your little boyfriend's cute. 85 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,822 You help him with all his films? 86 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,951 Sometimes. Yeah. 87 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,664 Is that your boyfriend? 88 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,836 Sometimes. Yeah. 89 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,734 Hey, how come we don't got to film none of this in order? 90 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,635 Well, once I have it all in the can, I can rearrange it however I want. 91 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:55,095 No shit. 92 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,681 I actually intend on experimenting a lot with the film's edit, 93 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,808 giving it a certain sense of the avant-garde, 94 00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:02,811 like they're doin' in France. It's classier that way. 95 00:10:02,895 --> 00:10:05,814 And it's a good trick to disguise the low budget. 96 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:07,357 All right, let's slate it. 97 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,322 And... hit it! 98 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:23,081 All right, go ahead and fill 'er up. 99 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,047 You know, 100 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,133 if you tilt the camera up from the nozzle... 101 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,553 It'll look like he's using his cock. 102 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,867 See? I got good sense too. 103 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,666 How come we couldn't do any of this filming in Houston? 104 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,989 Ain't they got plenty of farms? 105 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,877 Well, this county raised property taxes, 106 00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,296 a little bit of cash goes a long way out here. 107 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:14,925 Most older folks can't compete with the bigger outfits no more. 108 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,094 We aren't the only ones trying to make a buck. 109 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,806 Kidnappers, murderers, sex fiends, 110 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:26,186 all the result of our increasingly secular society. 111 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:29,147 Besides, it ain't exactly something I wanna advertise around town. 112 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,859 You know how some people can get when it comes to sex. 113 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:35,362 Remember what happened in sodom and gomorrah. 114 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,795 - Get what we needed? - Oh, I got it! 115 00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:42,077 Thanks to help from your truly. 116 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,537 Got my smokes? 117 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,790 - Yes, goddamn. - I'm just askin'. 118 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:50,586 Hey, if I'm gonna be havin' sex for you, I'm gonna need cigarettes. 119 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:54,298 How's the script? 120 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,509 I don't know. It's all right. 121 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:58,927 Does it matter? 122 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:02,556 Hey, I don't wanna have to wear a hard hat to make a iivin'. 123 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,141 Do you? 124 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,996 Then don't you be bringin' down the vibe of my investments. 125 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,647 Negativity attracts negative results. 126 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,697 Winstons?! You know I only smoke old golds! 127 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,365 All they had, Bobby-lynne. 128 00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:22,951 That's it! I'm callin' my agent! 129 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,120 Just get back in the dang Van. 130 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,838 That's right. 131 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:38,926 The deviants are already amongst us, waitin' for our sons and daughters. 132 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:41,303 So heed dire warnings, 133 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:44,681 and repent before it's too late. 134 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:48,352 He may be a forgiving god, 135 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,563 but every man has got his limits. 136 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,956 Must be a bad wreck. 137 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,350 Y'all stay safe out there. 138 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:12,459 I'll be right back with some more golden oldies 139 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,127 right after this commercial break. 140 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,713 93.5 kbqb. 141 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,386 The 60th anniversary 142 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,054 take place this Saturday. 143 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,640 Don't miss your chance to tour the entire state... 144 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,778 - What is it? - Oh, don't look. 145 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,114 I hate blood and guts. 146 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,535 Just when you thought you'd escaped the slaughterhouse. 147 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,638 - Yeah. - Now that's a bonanza! 148 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,831 Was that the... 149 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,811 Well, this is it! 150 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,939 - Our own studio backlot. - Thank goodness. 151 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,941 - I'm horny. - You're always horny. 152 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,693 No. Not always. 153 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,156 It's perfect. 154 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,158 It's really gonna add a lot of production value. 155 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,697 Y'all stay put while I go handle business right quick. 156 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,190 This wasn't what I had in mind when I agreed to help out on your film. 157 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,109 Gotta start somewhere, Lorraine. 158 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,361 Rj, it's smut! 159 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,905 When did you become such a prude? 160 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:49,908 I'm not. 161 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,410 I just don't understand why you're doing all this. 162 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:55,789 Because it is possible to make a good dirty movie. 163 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,427 Who's that? 164 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:14,641 Yes, sir, it's Wayne galleroy. We spoke on the telephone. 165 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,030 Uh... 166 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,742 Howard, right? 167 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,705 You from the county? 168 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,207 This here's private property. 169 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,335 Didn't you see the signs down at the end of the drive? 170 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,130 Oh, hey, easy, partner. 171 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,806 Somethin's wrong. 172 00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,434 What'chu talkin' about? 173 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,067 You're trespassing. 174 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,153 The law says I can shoot. 175 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:12,532 Sir... I ain't from the county. 176 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,034 I'm from Houston. 177 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:17,871 We spoke on Tuesday. You remember? 178 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,581 About y'all's boarding house. 179 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,877 Oh, that's right. 180 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,213 You're looking for a place to stay. 181 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:33,303 Well, you never can be too careful with strangers. 182 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,308 You had me pretty nervous there. 183 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,477 It ain't even loaded. 184 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:44,689 Most of the time, just waving it around is all it takes. 185 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,985 Oh, yes, sir. 186 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:52,822 I keep the same thing in my glove box. 187 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:56,660 Wow, that's one ugly sumbitch. 188 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,373 What? He is. 189 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,560 Hell of a spread you got here! 190 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,919 We like it. 191 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:49,230 You all right there, old timer? 192 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,607 I'm fine! 193 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:12,128 - She ain't much. - She's gorgeous! 194 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:20,845 Building was for soldiers during the civil war. 195 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,473 They never saw any action, though. 196 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,850 What about you? 197 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,227 You serve? 198 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:29,687 Flat feet. 199 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:34,025 I did. Two tours in south Vietnam. 200 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:39,072 Had enough farmers trying to shoot me for one lifetime. 201 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,615 Know what I mean, pops? 202 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:43,118 Oorrah. 203 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:49,833 Oh, careful, Howie! 204 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,753 Hot damn, that's my future fiancee you're eyeballin' there! 205 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,174 Been a while since you've seen anything that nice? 206 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:01,970 I don't recall you mentioning you'd be bringing all these others. 207 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:03,972 Now, about that... 208 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,933 See, your ad said $30, but... 209 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:11,312 I threw in a little extra to sweeten the deal. 210 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,856 I hope that's okay. 211 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,282 I don't think I like you, Wayne. 212 00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,953 In fact, 213 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,038 I don't much like the looks of none of y'all. 214 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:31,040 And my wife is next door, 215 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:34,544 so I would appreciate a little discretion. 216 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,215 I give you my word. 217 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,469 You won't even know we're here. 218 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,518 That was some stellar negotiating. 219 00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:52,687 You really do have a knack for business. 220 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:55,857 You keep jawin', towhead, I'll pull you off the main stage for a month. 221 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:59,027 Oh, but then, honey, you won't make no money neither. 222 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,297 How could you just stand there and let him talk about us like that? 223 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:03,823 Oh, calm down. Ain't no need to harsh the mellow. 224 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,158 It's harmless, he's just old. 225 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,785 His pecker ain't probably been hard since before you were born. 226 00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:09,662 I'd hate people like us then, too. 227 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:11,539 He don't know what we're doing, does he? 228 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,544 So, church mouse, you do speak. 229 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:25,428 No. He sure doesn't. 230 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:28,056 And I intend to keep it that way. 231 00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,459 Now, I wouldn't want to give the old codger a heart attack. 232 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:32,644 Would you? 233 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:35,772 It's better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission. 234 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,316 You know what I mean? 235 00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:40,735 All right. 236 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,113 That's enough jabberin'. 237 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,658 I reckon it's about high time we cut to the chase 238 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,244 and we give the people what they wanna see. 239 00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:51,287 What do you say? 240 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,248 Fuckin' finally! 241 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:55,333 _ _ 242 00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:20,567 Okay, now... now flip her over. 243 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:22,652 Ooh! 244 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,663 Oh, yeah! Fuck me! 245 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:34,998 - Yeah! - Fuck! 246 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:38,042 That's great. Just scooch your chin up for me. 247 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:40,920 All right, now slow it all down. 248 00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:43,381 - I wanna see the passion. - Hey, kid. 249 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:47,135 How about you just point the camera and stay in your Lane? 250 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,595 Let me do the screwing here. 251 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,146 Yeah... mm... 252 00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:00,064 Yes! 253 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,291 Oh, my god! 254 00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:25,293 Now I may not know shit from shinola when it comes to filmmaking, 255 00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:28,504 but I know for damn sure people are gonna wanna see what I just saw in there. 256 00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:31,591 Well, that's 'cause I'm not treating it like pornography, but as cinema. 257 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,718 That's what these other adult films are iackin'. 258 00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:37,847 Whatever you're doin', you keep doin' it. 259 00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:42,977 People's eyes are gonna pop out of their damn skulls when they see this. 260 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:44,103 We're gonna be rich. 261 00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:45,980 Feel how hard my cock is. 262 00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:05,583 Oh, sorry, baby. 263 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:13,216 Don't be standin' there, like you're all proud of yourself. 264 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,301 I was born for this line of work. 265 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:19,180 Uh, you didn't do nothin', dummy. 266 00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:22,391 It's called actin'. 267 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:25,478 You good, but you ain't that good. 268 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,029 Fuck my pussy! 269 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:37,198 Oh, you make me so wet! 270 00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:39,534 Oh, my god, you're so big! 271 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:46,541 Tsk, aw, don't look so glum. 272 00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:48,835 You did just fine. Come here. 273 00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:54,257 I think I love you. 274 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,843 Bless your heart. 275 00:29:34,899 --> 00:29:36,901 And... action! 276 00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:45,076 Sorry to bother you, ma'am, 277 00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:48,287 but my Van broke down in the highway back yonder, 278 00:29:48,371 --> 00:29:51,582 and I was hopin' I could use y'all's phone to call for help. 279 00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,294 Oh, my goodness! 280 00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:57,213 I'm afraid we don't own a telephone, 281 00:29:57,296 --> 00:30:00,132 but my daddy will be home soon, 282 00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:03,344 and I'm sure he can give you a lift to town. 283 00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:06,055 Would you like to... come inside? 284 00:30:09,392 --> 00:30:11,143 Much obliged. 285 00:31:41,734 --> 00:31:43,110 Hello? 286 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:20,147 Hello? 287 00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:51,178 Lemonade? 288 00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:10,072 Sure is hot out there. 289 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:11,991 You must be awful thirsty. 290 00:33:12,074 --> 00:33:14,702 Yes, ma'am. 291 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,337 It's got a good taste. 292 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:13,594 I should probably get back now. 293 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:16,639 My boyfriend gets real fussy when he don't know where I'm at, so... 294 00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:33,697 Come with me before daddy gets home. 295 00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:56,595 I was young once too. 296 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:02,685 It was taken right before the first war. 297 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,608 Believe it or not, my Howard served in both. 298 00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:13,445 He survived the trenches at Omaha beach. 299 00:35:14,989 --> 00:35:18,117 There wasn't anything he wouldn't do for me back then. 300 00:35:27,126 --> 00:35:28,877 That's the power of beauty. 301 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:32,506 I was a dancer in those early years. 302 00:35:33,966 --> 00:35:36,343 But then the war came, so... 303 00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:40,597 Not everything in life turns out how you expect. 304 00:35:48,731 --> 00:35:51,275 Such a special face. 305 00:35:56,864 --> 00:35:58,574 Beautiful. 306 00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:20,429 I don't know what's come over me. 307 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,223 I've never quite felt like this before. 308 00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:28,312 If daddy catches us... 309 00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:31,398 There's no tellin' what he might do. 310 00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:35,611 What are you doing? 311 00:36:46,163 --> 00:36:47,790 You should go. 312 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:50,918 It will be our secret. 313 00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:52,628 What will? 314 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:54,713 Shh. 315 00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:33,919 Watch out! 316 00:37:35,212 --> 00:37:36,755 I've been lookin' everywhere for you! 317 00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:37,756 Sorry. 318 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,050 The kid says we're gonna lose the light! 319 00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:42,219 Well, come on, now. Chop-chop. 320 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,209 You're not gonna end up like them. 321 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,624 You're a fucking sex symbol. 322 00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:09,955 I will not accept a life I do not deserve. 323 00:38:49,036 --> 00:38:50,204 You ready? 324 00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:58,587 Let's go to work. 325 00:39:22,486 --> 00:39:23,904 Coast is clear. 326 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,630 - Sound speed. - Right... 327 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:29,826 - Okay, we're rolling. - Farmer's daughter, take one. 328 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:37,209 Action. 329 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:42,673 I'm looking for the owner of this farm. 330 00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:44,967 His daughter said I could find him in here. 331 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,719 You must've been talkin' to my sister. 332 00:39:47,803 --> 00:39:50,597 Sister? She didn't mention you. 333 00:39:50,681 --> 00:39:52,724 Not surprised. 334 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:56,228 She's always been jealous. 335 00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:59,773 I'm younger, get all the attention. 336 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,986 Daddy never lets her leave the farm anymore. 337 00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:08,240 He's very protective. 338 00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:11,827 Well, I was hopin' he can give me a ride back to town before it got dark. 339 00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:20,586 We shouldn't disturb him. 340 00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:22,671 It would only make him angry. 341 00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:26,258 You wouldn't like daddy when he's angry. 342 00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:33,181 I could give you a ride. 343 00:44:09,064 --> 00:44:11,107 We talked about this. 344 00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:16,321 Howard? Please. 345 00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:25,789 You know I can't. 346 00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:28,959 My heart... 347 00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:53,733 J“ they're gonna put me in the movies j“ 348 00:44:53,817 --> 00:44:58,613 j“ they're gonna make a big star out of me j“ 349 00:44:58,697 --> 00:45:03,952 j“ they'll make a film about a girl who's sad and lonely j“ 350 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:05,620 j“ and all I gotta do is I“ 351 00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:07,414 j“ act naturally j“ 352 00:45:07,497 --> 00:45:09,749 you were amazing out there. 353 00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:12,836 Now I know why Wayne left his wife for you. 354 00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:15,505 - So do I! - Careful. 355 00:45:15,589 --> 00:45:18,174 Told y'all she was somethin' special. 356 00:45:18,258 --> 00:45:20,343 X factor. 357 00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:22,721 Thanks, baby. 358 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:37,044 - What are you looking at? - Wait, come on, now. 359 00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,528 No, Wayne. 360 00:45:38,612 --> 00:45:40,488 Ain't nobody ever teach you not to stare? 361 00:45:40,572 --> 00:45:42,073 It's rude. 362 00:45:43,867 --> 00:45:46,244 - You got somethin' to say to me or what? - No. 363 00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:51,958 Well... I do have a question. 364 00:45:52,042 --> 00:45:54,085 See? She's interested, is all. 365 00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:56,004 What's on your mind, church mouse? 366 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,505 Isn't it strange... 367 00:45:57,589 --> 00:45:59,799 Watching her doing it with him? 368 00:45:59,883 --> 00:46:02,218 It's just business. 369 00:46:02,302 --> 00:46:04,262 As long as the camera is runnin'. 370 00:46:04,346 --> 00:46:06,181 So the camera changes things? 371 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:08,558 - That's right. - It's not real life, raine. 372 00:46:08,642 --> 00:46:10,060 It's just a movie. 373 00:46:11,061 --> 00:46:12,354 I know that. 374 00:46:14,773 --> 00:46:17,776 Just sayin'... what about love? 375 00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:19,152 What about love? 376 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:20,421 Well, don't y'all believe in it? 377 00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:22,113 Of course we believe in love. 378 00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:24,783 How can you love someone and still be with other people? 379 00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:26,510 You think we don't have no morals or something. 380 00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:29,371 - Is that it? - No! No, I... 381 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:32,082 Take it from me, letting outdated traditions 382 00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:34,209 control how you live your life will get you nowhere. 383 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:37,337 I don't know about you, but I got better places to be than where I came from. 384 00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:40,465 - Amen to that. - And besides, it's just sex. 385 00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:42,985 You can decide who you wanna love, but not who you wanna screw. 386 00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:45,345 Attraction is out of our control. 387 00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:47,740 It ain't healthy keeping those feelings locked away inside. 388 00:46:47,764 --> 00:46:51,184 I seen you sneaking a few long peeks at Jackson over here. 389 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,478 - No, I... iwasn't looking... - It's okay. 390 00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:55,355 He don't mind none. 391 00:46:55,438 --> 00:46:58,316 She's right. I don't mind. 392 00:46:59,901 --> 00:47:00,902 No offense. 393 00:47:00,986 --> 00:47:03,113 Everybody likes sex. 394 00:47:03,196 --> 00:47:04,531 It's a gas. 395 00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:06,908 We're just not afraid to admit it. 396 00:47:06,992 --> 00:47:09,577 Queer, straight, black, white... 397 00:47:09,661 --> 00:47:11,496 It's all disco. 398 00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:12,914 You know why? 399 00:47:12,998 --> 00:47:15,583 Because one day, we're gonna be too old to fuck. 400 00:47:15,667 --> 00:47:18,294 And life's too short, if you ask me. 401 00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:19,379 Roger that. 402 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:23,842 The fact of the truth of the matter is, we turn folks on. 403 00:47:25,802 --> 00:47:28,596 - And that scares 'em. - They can't look away neither. 404 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,557 That's right. 405 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,268 We're like a foxy car wreck. 406 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:34,853 Which is how I know 407 00:47:34,936 --> 00:47:37,814 that this new home video market is set to explode. 408 00:47:37,897 --> 00:47:40,233 Finally, people are gonna get to see what they desire 409 00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:43,486 in the privacy of their own homes, free of judgement. 410 00:47:43,570 --> 00:47:46,031 We're gonna give that to them before anyone else. 411 00:47:46,114 --> 00:47:48,158 Porn ain't only gonna be for perverts no more. 412 00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:50,160 Aw. Toast to the perverts. 413 00:47:50,243 --> 00:47:52,120 They've been payin' our bills for years. 414 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:54,164 Hear, hear! To the perverts! 415 00:47:54,247 --> 00:47:55,874 To iivin' a life of excess, 416 00:47:55,957 --> 00:47:59,502 being young and having fun till the day we die. 417 00:47:59,586 --> 00:48:01,629 To the power of independent cinema. 418 00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:03,465 To living life on our own terms. 419 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:06,468 And never accepting what self-righteous naysayers have to say. 420 00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:07,635 Right on. 421 00:48:08,762 --> 00:48:11,181 I don't know if I agree with all of that... 422 00:48:12,348 --> 00:48:14,350 But I did like what I saw today. 423 00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:19,105 I didn't think I would, but I did. 424 00:48:19,189 --> 00:48:20,982 Cheers to that. 425 00:48:21,983 --> 00:48:23,985 - You ready? - Yeah. 426 00:48:39,459 --> 00:48:43,171 J“ I took my love, I took it down I“ 427 00:48:45,757 --> 00:48:49,344 j“ I climbed a mountain and I turned around j“ 428 00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:54,349 j“ and I saw my reflection j“ 429 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:57,644 j“ in the snow-covered hills j“ 430 00:48:57,727 --> 00:49:02,232 j“ till the landslide brought me down I“ 431 00:49:03,733 --> 00:49:08,530 j“ oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? J“ 432 00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:14,994 j“ can the child within my heart rise above? J“ 433 00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:22,836 j“ can I sail through the changin' ocean tides? J“ 434 00:49:22,919 --> 00:49:26,381 j“ can I handle the seasons j“ 435 00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:29,217 j“ of my life? J“ 436 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:33,304 j“ mm-mm-mm, mm-mm j“ 437 00:49:36,057 --> 00:49:39,185 j“ mm-mm, mm-mm-mm j“ 438 00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:47,610 j“ well, I've been afraid of changin' j“ 439 00:49:47,694 --> 00:49:53,616 j“ 'cause ibuilt my life around you j“ 440 00:49:54,868 --> 00:49:58,329 j“ but time makes you bolderj“ 441 00:49:58,413 --> 00:50:01,833 j“ even children get olderj“ 442 00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:06,379 j“ and I'm gettin' older too j“ 443 00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:11,050 j“ mm-mm j“ 444 00:50:14,846 --> 00:50:18,266 j“ mm-mm j“ 445 00:50:33,573 --> 00:50:35,533 I wanna do a scene in the movie. 446 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:44,792 What? 447 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:50,423 I wanna be in the movie. 448 00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:58,514 Well, why not? 449 00:50:59,807 --> 00:51:01,851 Well... 450 00:51:01,935 --> 00:51:05,063 Because".no. 451 00:51:07,774 --> 00:51:09,293 Did y'all put her up to this or somethin'? 452 00:51:09,317 --> 00:51:10,318 - No! - Hey! 453 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:12,570 Take it easy. They didn't do nothin'. 454 00:51:12,654 --> 00:51:15,823 Nobody put me up to anything. I've been thinking about it all day. 455 00:51:15,907 --> 00:51:16,907 And... 456 00:51:18,243 --> 00:51:19,285 Well, I'm young. 457 00:51:19,369 --> 00:51:21,704 And if we really are makin' a good dirty movie, 458 00:51:21,788 --> 00:51:23,790 then I don't wanna just carry the equipment. 459 00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:26,751 I wanna be in it. 460 00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:28,544 Well, you can't. 461 00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:31,798 Says who? 462 00:51:32,799 --> 00:51:34,926 It's my film, Lorraine. 463 00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:36,552 I mean, it wouldn't make any sense. 464 00:51:36,636 --> 00:51:38,513 We've already shot half of it. 465 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:41,599 The story can't just suddenly change midway through. 466 00:51:43,685 --> 00:51:44,894 Why? 467 00:51:46,521 --> 00:51:48,398 Because it just isn't done. 468 00:51:49,399 --> 00:51:52,402 What about in psycho? You love that movie. 469 00:51:54,112 --> 00:51:56,739 Well, psycho is a horror film. 470 00:51:58,116 --> 00:52:01,369 And that plot was a macguffin to build suspense. 471 00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:03,121 And I'm not making that kind of movie. 472 00:52:03,204 --> 00:52:06,833 Oh, come on, rj. Nobody's comin' to see this film for the plot. 473 00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:09,127 They're comin' to see tits and ass. 474 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:12,672 - And a big dick. - Lorraine! 475 00:52:12,755 --> 00:52:14,757 It's the truth. 476 00:52:14,841 --> 00:52:17,260 Why not just give the people what they're payin' for? 477 00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:19,554 Because I'm making something better than that. 478 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:23,433 When did you become such a prude? 479 00:52:24,767 --> 00:52:27,186 All right, hold on. 480 00:52:27,270 --> 00:52:30,940 I am the executive producer, which means I get a word. 481 00:52:31,024 --> 00:52:32,817 So, why don't we just take a step outside 482 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,903 before anythin' gets said that someone might regret? 483 00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:46,080 You gotta back me up in here, Wayne! 484 00:52:46,164 --> 00:52:48,374 I mean, this situation is fixin' to get outta control. 485 00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:51,669 - It is awfully close. - Relax. 486 00:52:51,753 --> 00:52:53,755 Hey, what is it they say, "life imitates art"? 487 00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:55,757 It's the other way around. 488 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,193 Well, whatever, it don't matter. But you need to listen to me, okay? 489 00:52:58,217 --> 00:53:01,179 Because you ain't been 42, and I have been 23. 490 00:53:01,262 --> 00:53:04,265 And I'm gonna explain somethin' to you about young women. 491 00:53:04,349 --> 00:53:05,767 Now, if she's serious... 492 00:53:07,185 --> 00:53:09,020 Which I suspect she is... 493 00:53:10,229 --> 00:53:12,607 She's gonna do it whether you like it or not. 494 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:15,151 Now, you try to stop her, not only is she gonna do it, 495 00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:17,504 she's gonna go on and do it with god knows how many people 496 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:20,198 in god knows how many other films, and nobody wants that. 497 00:53:21,199 --> 00:53:24,160 The way I see it, you only got one good option here. 498 00:53:24,243 --> 00:53:26,704 What, letting her get balled by some man-whore? 499 00:53:26,788 --> 00:53:28,539 Come on now! Jackson is a professional. 500 00:53:28,623 --> 00:53:30,375 He ain't got no diseases or nothin'. 501 00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:32,585 You just want more sex in the movie. 502 00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:35,296 That ain't me, hoss. She wants it, you heard her. 503 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:39,217 Heck, if she does great, she gets famous, maybe she'll take you with her. 504 00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:42,637 Wayne, you don't get it. 505 00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:46,474 Lorraine is not like the others in there. 506 00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:49,227 She is a nice girl. 507 00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:52,480 I beg your pardon? 508 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:54,482 No, I didn't mean it like that. 509 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:57,777 Oh, I hate to be the one to tell you this... 510 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:02,281 But ain't none of them nice girls. 511 00:57:11,596 --> 00:57:13,848 To hell with this. She can have it. 512 00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:16,350 Let's see how far they get without me. 513 00:57:16,434 --> 00:57:18,352 Good luck finding your own way out of here. 514 00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:30,364 What the... 515 00:57:43,044 --> 00:57:44,378 Ma'am? 516 00:57:55,473 --> 00:57:57,475 Are you all right? 517 00:58:07,068 --> 00:58:08,653 Sorry, I'm... 518 00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:20,414 Ma'am? 519 00:58:35,763 --> 00:58:37,056 What? 520 00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:40,351 How come you just did that? 521 00:58:41,477 --> 00:58:43,646 Why won't you look at me? 522 00:58:44,689 --> 00:58:47,566 Look at me like you looked at her. 523 00:58:47,650 --> 00:58:49,318 What? 524 00:58:49,402 --> 00:58:51,362 I can show you what I'm capable of. 525 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:53,447 Stop. I don't wanna see it. 526 00:58:58,119 --> 00:59:01,330 Maybe we should just go find your husband. 527 00:59:36,532 --> 00:59:37,575 Help me. 528 01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:01,862 Rj? 529 01:03:24,677 --> 01:03:25,678 Rj? 530 01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:34,621 Hey, hey, hey. 531 01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:37,166 What's goin' on, church mouse? 532 01:04:37,249 --> 01:04:39,543 It's rj. 533 01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:41,712 I woke up, and he was gone. I... 534 01:04:44,465 --> 01:04:46,300 You don't think he left me, do you? 535 01:04:47,968 --> 01:04:49,303 Well, the Van's still here. 536 01:04:50,304 --> 01:04:52,139 He's gotta be around somewhere. 537 01:04:55,768 --> 01:04:59,730 Oh, hey, it ain't like your dog ran off. 538 01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:02,733 He's probably just processin' things, you know? 539 01:05:02,816 --> 01:05:03,942 Go on back to bed. 540 01:05:04,026 --> 01:05:07,279 I'd feel bad if! Hurt him. I don't wanna break up. 541 01:05:07,362 --> 01:05:09,823 Hun, you didn't do nothin' wrong. 542 01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:11,450 He'll get over it. 543 01:05:11,533 --> 01:05:13,911 He just needs to toughen up, is all. 544 01:05:13,994 --> 01:05:16,455 Come on. I'll talk to him in the morning. 545 01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:17,748 Will you help me find him? 546 01:05:20,042 --> 01:05:22,461 Please? I'm worried. 547 01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:26,882 All right. 548 01:05:26,965 --> 01:05:29,510 I ain't gettin' in the middle of no more of this shit. 549 01:05:40,187 --> 01:05:41,271 Rj! 550 01:05:42,481 --> 01:05:43,690 Are you in here, brother? 551 01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:47,111 This ain't the way to go about handlin' this. 552 01:05:59,331 --> 01:06:00,958 Oh, no. 553 01:06:07,214 --> 01:06:09,967 I'm sorry if I disturbed you. 554 01:06:10,050 --> 01:06:11,927 What are you doin' out here? 555 01:06:15,264 --> 01:06:17,224 I'm lookin' for my boyfriend. 556 01:06:24,565 --> 01:06:27,025 Have you seen my wife? 557 01:06:27,109 --> 01:06:28,735 No, sir. 558 01:06:35,701 --> 01:06:38,287 Two keys to keepin' a healthy relationship. 559 01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:42,708 Never let a good woman out of your sight. 560 01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:45,919 Never mention her weight. 561 01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:48,815 How do you think I've been surrounded 562 01:06:48,839 --> 01:06:51,842 by so many beautiful females my whole life? 563 01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:54,428 There's an art to it. 564 01:06:55,846 --> 01:06:57,556 Just like business. 565 01:07:08,901 --> 01:07:12,487 Fuck! Son of a bitch! 566 01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:26,793 Oh, fuck me! 567 01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:32,966 Oh, shut up, cheeseburger! Go wander into traffic. 568 01:07:33,050 --> 01:07:36,303 Oh, fuck. 569 01:07:41,475 --> 01:07:43,852 Rj, you in here? 570 01:07:43,936 --> 01:07:45,938 I stepped on a nail. 571 01:07:46,021 --> 01:07:49,024 Come on out and help me, for Christ's sake! 572 01:07:50,192 --> 01:07:53,070 I'm gonna catch tetanus from this shit. 573 01:08:03,497 --> 01:08:04,915 Rj? 574 01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:08,961 Church mouse, that you? 575 01:08:57,175 --> 01:08:59,886 There's another light down in the cellar. 576 01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:01,722 Can you go get it? 577 01:09:02,723 --> 01:09:05,851 Please. My wife is not well. 578 01:09:05,934 --> 01:09:09,896 It's very dark, and I'm worried she could fall and break her hip. 579 01:09:26,413 --> 01:09:30,042 Downstairs. You'll see my workbench. 580 01:11:17,065 --> 01:11:18,442 Foundifl 581 01:11:32,873 --> 01:11:34,708 Hey, I'm locked in! 582 01:11:42,299 --> 01:11:45,302 Hey! Hey! Open up! 583 01:12:15,499 --> 01:12:16,791 Mwmd 584 01:12:52,619 --> 01:12:54,246 What is it, baby? 585 01:12:55,539 --> 01:12:57,749 Thought I heard somethin'. 586 01:12:59,834 --> 01:13:01,836 Probably nothin'. 587 01:13:02,837 --> 01:13:05,674 Old habits die hard. 588 01:13:05,757 --> 01:13:07,759 Go back to sleep. 589 01:13:08,802 --> 01:13:10,804 Aye, aye, captain. 590 01:14:07,986 --> 01:14:09,988 Everything okay, pops? 591 01:14:12,032 --> 01:14:14,909 My wife, she's gone missing. 592 01:14:14,993 --> 01:14:16,411 Missin'? 593 01:14:17,746 --> 01:14:19,706 She gets confused. 594 01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:22,584 It happens sometimes after dark. 595 01:14:22,667 --> 01:14:25,337 Lot of firepower for a missin' wife. 596 01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:27,631 It's for gators. 597 01:14:27,714 --> 01:14:30,842 I found her once by the edge of our pond. 598 01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:33,053 If she was to fall in... 599 01:14:36,431 --> 01:14:38,099 Want some help? 600 01:14:40,894 --> 01:14:43,313 Not for self, but for country, right? 601 01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:48,902 Let me go and get my skivvies. 602 01:17:31,731 --> 01:17:34,275 I say we each take a side of the perimeter. 603 01:17:34,359 --> 01:17:36,402 Cover ground quicker that way. 604 01:17:36,486 --> 01:17:39,239 I only got the one light. 605 01:17:40,907 --> 01:17:42,242 No offense, 606 01:17:42,325 --> 01:17:44,452 but it's been a while since you was deployed. 607 01:17:44,536 --> 01:17:46,996 I spent three nights face down in a rice paddy 608 01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,165 scanning for land mines and trip wires. 609 01:17:49,249 --> 01:17:51,876 Once a marine, always a marine. 610 01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:54,504 If she's out here... 611 01:17:55,713 --> 01:17:57,173 I'll find her. 612 01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:02,632 I ain't got nothin', pops. 613 01:20:09,722 --> 01:20:11,516 Shit. 614 01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:15,645 What you doing all the way in there? 615 01:20:30,410 --> 01:20:31,661 Oh, no. 616 01:20:33,121 --> 01:20:36,749 Pops, you okay? You in here? 617 01:20:38,710 --> 01:20:42,839 Help! Help, somebody, please! 618 01:20:42,922 --> 01:20:44,340 Please help me! 619 01:20:45,758 --> 01:20:47,301 Rj! 620 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:49,887 Help! 621 01:21:28,009 --> 01:21:30,219 Oh, shit! 622 01:21:30,303 --> 01:21:33,097 You scared me, pops. 623 01:21:33,181 --> 01:21:35,725 Once a marine, always a marine. 624 01:21:36,976 --> 01:21:38,019 Well... 625 01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:40,646 Your lady ain't in there. 626 01:21:40,730 --> 01:21:44,776 I can't give her what she wants anymore. 627 01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:48,154 You don't understand what it's like. 628 01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:50,823 You can still do as you please. 629 01:21:50,907 --> 01:21:52,533 Say what? 630 01:21:52,617 --> 01:21:55,703 The last bohemian that stayed here was the same. 631 01:21:55,787 --> 01:21:59,457 Traipsin' around in barely any clothes, 632 01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:01,834 enticin' my wife. 633 01:22:03,294 --> 01:22:05,755 Yeah... okay. 634 01:22:06,756 --> 01:22:10,718 Well, we better get back up to the house and find out what's goin' on. 635 01:22:10,802 --> 01:22:13,888 I know exactly what's goin' on. 636 01:23:04,605 --> 01:23:06,858 Maxine? 637 01:23:08,901 --> 01:23:11,821 That woman was in my bed touching me! 638 01:23:45,271 --> 01:23:46,731 You're just makin' things worse. 639 01:23:46,814 --> 01:23:48,441 Help me! 640 01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:50,359 Somebody! Please! 641 01:23:50,443 --> 01:23:52,111 Nobody is comin' for ya. 642 01:23:52,195 --> 01:23:55,072 Get back down in that cellar and be quiet! 643 01:24:00,036 --> 01:24:02,663 - Shut up! - Help! 644 01:24:02,747 --> 01:24:06,334 - Hey! Somebody, please! - Kidnappers, murderers, 645 01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:07,752 sex fiends, 646 01:24:07,835 --> 01:24:10,087 - lurkin' where we least expect... - Help! 647 01:24:10,171 --> 01:24:12,757 - Somebody, help! - In good Christian homes, 648 01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:15,051 right under our very noses! 649 01:24:21,682 --> 01:24:22,767 Jackson? 650 01:24:24,185 --> 01:24:26,812 Wayne? Where are y'all? 651 01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:46,916 Oh, my goodness. 652 01:24:46,999 --> 01:24:48,334 Ma'am? 653 01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:50,962 Ma'am? Be careful! 654 01:24:51,045 --> 01:24:53,881 Step away from the edge, it's dangerous. 655 01:24:56,008 --> 01:24:58,427 It's all right. Here, here. 656 01:24:58,511 --> 01:25:01,264 You're safe now, okay? 657 01:25:01,347 --> 01:25:04,225 Are you hurt? I don't see anything. 658 01:25:04,308 --> 01:25:06,602 My Nana gets confused sometimes as well. 659 01:25:06,686 --> 01:25:08,187 I learned all about it. 660 01:25:08,271 --> 01:25:10,916 Believe it or not, I've even thought about becomin' a nurse one day. 661 01:25:10,940 --> 01:25:13,484 So... okay. Why don't you come with... 662 01:25:13,567 --> 01:25:14,567 Oh! 663 01:25:16,028 --> 01:25:17,339 What the hell did you do that for? 664 01:25:17,363 --> 01:25:19,699 I don't need a nurse. 665 01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:22,410 Why should you get to have it all? 666 01:25:22,493 --> 01:25:24,870 What have you ever done, except be a whore? 667 01:25:25,871 --> 01:25:29,250 Okay, you know what? 668 01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:31,377 You don't want my help? No problem. 669 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:33,421 I was just tryin' to be nice. 670 01:25:33,504 --> 01:25:38,134 You don't deserve to be able to just flaunt it in my face like you do. 671 01:25:38,217 --> 01:25:41,387 It ain't my fault you didn't live the life you wanted. 672 01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:44,557 Now move out of the way, please. 673 01:25:47,143 --> 01:25:49,145 Move! You mean, old, ugly b... 674 01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:57,570 Bitch. 675 01:26:22,261 --> 01:26:23,679 Was that the one? 676 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,807 You know I don't like blondes. 677 01:26:44,283 --> 01:26:45,826 Disgustin'. 678 01:26:53,751 --> 01:26:55,169 Lorraine? 679 01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:57,338 Rj? 680 01:28:06,907 --> 01:28:08,701 Uh, the place is empty. 681 01:28:09,869 --> 01:28:12,079 What about that other fella, Wayne? 682 01:28:12,163 --> 01:28:15,791 In the barn. Stuck like the pig he was. 683 01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:19,003 Well, that's three down. 684 01:28:19,086 --> 01:28:20,086 Foun 685 01:28:21,297 --> 01:28:24,383 and I got another kept up at the house for you. 686 01:28:24,467 --> 01:28:28,262 I don't want her. This one was different. 687 01:28:28,345 --> 01:28:32,183 She had something special. Like I did. 688 01:28:32,266 --> 01:28:34,894 Sick and tired of never gettin' what I want. 689 01:28:38,856 --> 01:28:41,192 You know I want to give it to you, Pearl. 690 01:28:41,275 --> 01:28:43,277 But I'm tired, too. 691 01:28:46,405 --> 01:28:47,823 I know. 692 01:28:55,748 --> 01:28:58,167 Tell me I'm special. 693 01:29:03,589 --> 01:29:05,799 Of course you are. 694 01:29:08,427 --> 01:29:13,098 I've felt that way since the first moment we met. 695 01:29:14,475 --> 01:29:18,103 You were the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. 696 01:29:23,025 --> 01:29:25,569 Oh, not anymore. 697 01:29:27,821 --> 01:29:29,365 Always. 698 01:29:36,247 --> 01:29:38,457 Tell me I'm yours. 699 01:29:40,960 --> 01:29:43,379 That you still want me. 700 01:29:52,096 --> 01:29:54,640 Make me feel young again. 701 01:30:04,525 --> 01:30:08,153 - What if my heart can't take it? - It can. 702 01:31:43,957 --> 01:31:46,960 Fuck me, Howard. 703 01:31:47,044 --> 01:31:48,754 Fuck me. 704 01:32:05,729 --> 01:32:08,273 Fuck me. 705 01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:28,395 Help! 706 01:32:30,587 --> 01:32:34,842 Help! Somebody help me, please! 707 01:33:15,048 --> 01:33:17,009 Let me out of here! 708 01:33:18,010 --> 01:33:20,053 Keep your voice down. 709 01:33:20,137 --> 01:33:23,891 Don't tell me to be quiet! I was locked in a dungeon down there! 710 01:33:23,974 --> 01:33:26,268 These old people are fucking crazy! 711 01:33:26,351 --> 01:33:29,062 I have to get out of this house before they kill me too. 712 01:33:29,146 --> 01:33:30,939 We need to find the keys to their truck. 713 01:33:31,023 --> 01:33:32,775 I never should have listened to you. 714 01:33:32,858 --> 01:33:34,193 This is all your fault! 715 01:33:34,276 --> 01:33:36,612 Lorraine, we need to stick together. 716 01:33:36,695 --> 01:33:38,113 I hate you! 717 01:33:38,197 --> 01:33:40,324 I hate you all so much! 718 01:33:41,325 --> 01:33:42,910 Lorraine! 719 01:33:47,289 --> 01:33:50,834 I told her to stay in the damn cellar! 720 01:33:50,918 --> 01:33:52,127 That's all right. 721 01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:54,963 We don't need her anymore. 722 01:33:56,340 --> 01:33:59,051 We got each other again. 723 01:33:59,134 --> 01:34:01,553 Help me drag her body inside. 724 01:34:01,637 --> 01:34:03,806 If she's in the house, that's self-defense. 725 01:34:03,889 --> 01:34:05,766 That's the law. 726 01:34:05,849 --> 01:34:09,061 You don't really believe anyone's gonna come looking for 'em, do you? 727 01:34:09,144 --> 01:34:10,854 We ain't gonna risk it. 728 01:34:13,690 --> 01:34:15,734 We need to play this smart, Pearl. 729 01:34:15,818 --> 01:34:18,028 No sense in making a mess now. 730 01:34:19,655 --> 01:34:21,740 If nobody shows up by tomorrow, 731 01:34:21,824 --> 01:34:25,786 we'll take the body and we'll dump her in the pond with the others. 732 01:34:25,869 --> 01:34:29,748 Which reminds me, we're gonna need to get Wayne outta the barn 733 01:34:29,832 --> 01:34:31,434 and sink him, too. 734 01:34:48,725 --> 01:34:50,727 She's heavier than she looks. 735 01:35:00,237 --> 01:35:02,072 Howard. Howard! 736 01:35:06,451 --> 01:35:07,452 Howard? 737 01:35:08,620 --> 01:35:09,621 Howard? 738 01:35:09,705 --> 01:35:10,789 Howard! 739 01:35:12,249 --> 01:35:14,084 Where are the keys to the truck? 740 01:35:14,167 --> 01:35:16,628 - He's having a heart attack. - I don't give a shit! 741 01:35:16,712 --> 01:35:18,547 - Where are the fucking keys? - Well, now... 742 01:35:18,630 --> 01:35:22,050 - In the kitchen, under the lamp. - Here we all are... 743 01:35:22,134 --> 01:35:23,510 Together. 744 01:35:23,594 --> 01:35:24,636 Howard? 745 01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:26,346 We have reached a crossroads 746 01:35:26,430 --> 01:35:27,973 with salvation... 747 01:35:28,056 --> 01:35:29,558 - Howard? - Or damnation. 748 01:35:29,641 --> 01:35:31,801 You're gonna rot when people find out what you've done. 749 01:35:32,686 --> 01:35:34,938 - The time is now. - What I have done? 750 01:35:35,022 --> 01:35:37,357 For if we do not take control of our own fate... 751 01:35:37,441 --> 01:35:40,694 - What about you? - The lord shall do it for us. 752 01:35:40,777 --> 01:35:43,196 You don't think I know who you really are? 753 01:35:43,280 --> 01:35:45,824 I saw what you did in the barn. 754 01:35:45,908 --> 01:35:48,744 You're a deviant little whore. 755 01:35:48,827 --> 01:35:50,537 We're the same. 756 01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:55,208 You'll end up just like me. 757 01:35:55,292 --> 01:35:58,420 Time to turn our backs on sin and make the commitment... 758 01:35:58,503 --> 01:35:59,630 I'm nothin' like you. 759 01:35:59,713 --> 01:36:00,964 Once and for all. 760 01:36:01,048 --> 01:36:03,383 You're a kidnappin', murderin' sex fiend. 761 01:36:03,467 --> 01:36:05,052 I'm a fucking star! 762 01:36:05,135 --> 01:36:06,887 The whole world is gonna know my name. 763 01:36:06,970 --> 01:36:08,847 I want to hear you all. Say it with me now. 764 01:36:08,931 --> 01:36:12,392 I will not accept a life I do not deserve. 765 01:36:12,476 --> 01:36:15,062 I will not accept a life I do not deserve. 766 01:36:15,145 --> 01:36:17,606 Hallelujah! 767 01:36:17,689 --> 01:36:19,983 Stop fuckin' starin' at me! 768 01:36:48,762 --> 01:36:53,141 Now, that's what I call divine intervention! 769 01:36:53,225 --> 01:36:57,354 The lord smiles on those who accept him. 770 01:36:57,437 --> 01:36:59,481 Praise his name! 771 01:36:59,564 --> 01:37:03,110 Glory be to Jesus! 772 01:37:21,712 --> 01:37:23,964 My hip... 773 01:37:25,007 --> 01:37:26,341 Help. 774 01:37:30,887 --> 01:37:32,389 Shh! 775 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:47,279 You whore! 776 01:37:48,363 --> 01:37:50,574 You're not innocent! 777 01:37:52,409 --> 01:37:55,620 You're not special! 778 01:37:55,704 --> 01:37:58,790 It'll all be taken from you! 779 01:37:58,874 --> 01:38:02,294 Just like it was from me! 780 01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:04,546 I'll tell everyone what you are! 781 01:38:10,844 --> 01:38:12,637 It'll be our secret. 782 01:38:31,406 --> 01:38:33,950 Divine intervention. 783 01:38:59,101 --> 01:39:01,311 Praise the fuckin' lord. 784 01:39:20,080 --> 01:39:23,500 I hope that, through my own admission, 785 01:39:23,583 --> 01:39:26,586 others may find the light. 786 01:39:26,670 --> 01:39:28,296 I wanna show y'all somethin'. 787 01:39:30,632 --> 01:39:31,883 Get a shot of this. 788 01:39:35,053 --> 01:39:36,513 There she is. 789 01:39:36,596 --> 01:39:39,474 My beautiful little daughter Maxine. 790 01:39:39,558 --> 01:39:42,853 Lured into a life of sin by the very deviants 791 01:39:42,936 --> 01:39:46,356 we warn of here on a daily basis. 792 01:39:46,439 --> 01:39:51,361 From our lovin' home into the hands of devils. 793 01:39:51,444 --> 01:39:53,697 We pray, one day, 794 01:39:53,780 --> 01:39:57,325 she'll find her way home to us. 795 01:39:57,409 --> 01:39:59,327 Amen. 796 01:39:59,411 --> 01:40:01,371 Bless you, bless you. 797 01:40:11,047 --> 01:40:12,887 What do you reckon happened, shenfi? 798 01:40:15,927 --> 01:40:17,554 How the hell should I know? 799 01:40:22,142 --> 01:40:23,560 Hey, boss. 800 01:40:27,314 --> 01:40:30,734 One of the boys found this inside. 801 01:40:34,696 --> 01:40:35,947 What do you think is on it? 802 01:40:38,533 --> 01:40:41,745 Well, by the looks of everythin'... 803 01:40:43,580 --> 01:40:46,958 I'd say one goddamn fucked up horror picture.